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Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(m): 5:28pm On Apr 06, 2009
Things a perfect woman would say



I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. (chei) embarassed

Are you sure you've had enough to drink? (lol) grin

I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! (eeew)

Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good Indecency movie, a case of beer, some weed, and have my friend Tammy over for a party!

God, if I don't get to give u a b.j soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? (err err errhmmm)

I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

Let's subscribe to Hustler.

Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

I'll be out fixing the car

Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. grin grin grin

No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

Your mother did a great job raising you.

Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy me a new Love Machine.

Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

That was a great fart! Do another one! grin
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by dani1luv: 6:03pm On Apr 06, 2009
eeeeeeeewww
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by D1KeleVra(m): 6:29pm On Apr 06, 2009
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin hehe!
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Ben13: 6:30pm On Apr 06, 2009
Mykolo is here again cheesy
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by clemcykul(f): 6:34pm On Apr 06, 2009
lol
mykali the kolorized dude
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(m): 3:17pm On Apr 07, 2009
hehehe. i thought you guys will criticise me for posting such lewd stuff.
but seriously guys, if your chic fancies half of what is up there wount you be satisfied,

i definitely would be happy. grin

@ladies
no offence. tongue
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(m): 3:20pm On Apr 07, 2009
. . . . .and i hope say all of una don pass 30years.
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Lolabbey: 3:23pm On Apr 07, 2009
am just16
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Ben13: 3:23pm On Apr 07, 2009
that's why you pretend a lot. cheesy
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by tytylayor: 3:27pm On Apr 07, 2009
na wa o, d last time i did half of those tins listed upthere, i was 36, i just hope i can still do it again B J (bolaji) grin grin
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Lolabbey: 3:29pm On Apr 07, 2009
i bet u cant.

yfy howdy
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Ben13: 3:30pm On Apr 07, 2009
I'm less concerned. cheesy

tyt wat's up?
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by tytylayor: 3:33pm On Apr 07, 2009
honestly, to d 2 both of you, am fyn wink
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(m): 3:52pm On Apr 07, 2009
tytylayor:

na wa o, d last time i did half of those tins listed upthere, i was 36, i just hope i can still do it again B J (bolaji) grin grin

you were 36? OMG. shocked shocked shocked mama, i am sorry if i evr disrespected you oh. grin
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Ben13: 3:54pm On Apr 07, 2009
lol
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by tytylayor: 3:55pm On Apr 07, 2009
no worry my son, just teach ur children in d way of d lord, as i av tot u smiley
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Ben13: 3:59pm On Apr 07, 2009
the talking horse lipsrsealed
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Lolabbey: 4:00pm On Apr 07, 2009
cheiii
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Ben13: 4:06pm On Apr 07, 2009
what is it again?

why are you always surprised whan i call your real name cheesy
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by D1KeleVra(m): 4:07pm On Apr 07, 2009
The talking horse is a myth Ben
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Lolabbey: 4:09pm On Apr 07, 2009
hmmm
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by tytylayor: 4:14pm On Apr 07, 2009
Ben20001:

the talking horse lipsrsealed

?
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Ben13: 4:17pm On Apr 07, 2009
was only joking, darling. common give me a kiss kiss
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Lolabbey: 4:20pm On Apr 07, 2009
u neva see ur darlin
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by clemcykul(f): 4:28pm On Apr 07, 2009
i dey with am sef
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Lolabbey: 4:29pm On Apr 07, 2009
enjoy ursefs
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(m): 4:37pm On Apr 07, 2009
ladies, who wants to go first?. i'll be in the bedroom. wink
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by Lolabbey: 5:02pm On Apr 07, 2009
day dreamer
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by manickal(m): 6:39pm On Apr 07, 2009
you can say that again tongue
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by D1KeleVra(m): 6:41pm On Apr 07, 2009
no! go look in a mirror n say it urself.
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by dani1luv: 6:42pm On Apr 07, 2009
undecided
Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by donjon: 5:20am On Apr 09, 2009
Una don spoil me ooo!
Wetin i fyn come hia?
And am only 19

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