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|Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by ecorel(m): 2:18pm On Oct 05, 2006|
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:
Thank you for calling heaven.
For English press 1
For Spanish press 2
For all other languages, press 3
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for request
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all others
I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right
now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the
order it was received. Please stay on the line.
If you would like to speak to:
God, press 1
Jesus, press 2
Holy spirit, press 3
To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then enter his
social security # followed by the pound sign. If you receive a negative
response, please hang up and dial area code 666.
For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers, 3:16.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other planets,
please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics.
Our computers show that you have already been prayed for today, please hang up and call again tomorrow.
The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact
your local pastor.
Thank you and have a heavenly day.[/b][/color][/font][/font]
|Re: Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by Beautygyal(f): 2:37pm On Oct 05, 2006|
Hahaha good joke its really funny!!!!! tha wuld be good actually then i would b on the fone 24/7 talkin to God.
|Re: Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by Oracle(m): 5:11pm On Oct 05, 2006|
i guess the call would be free
|Re: Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by kekere(m): 6:06pm On Oct 05, 2006|
Nice joke.I hope say call na free
|Re: Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by naijadiva2(f): 9:47pm On Oct 05, 2006|
that was nice
|Re: Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by popsonj(m): 5:51pm On Oct 06, 2006|
That's preety cool!
|Re: Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by iice(f): 7:17am On Oct 07, 2006|
LOL nice one
|Re: Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by Pamperme: 3:29pm On Oct 12, 2006|
|Re: Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by Shokoloko(f): 10:17pm On Oct 13, 2006|
Good one, i'd like that
|Re: Calling Heaven: Voice Mail by bagoma(f): 12:27am On Oct 14, 2006|
very nice, i love it!
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