GlorifiedTunde:
CHAI!!!

ENDLESS BEATING IN TEACHER'S STAFF ROOM.

WHY? I was abusing one of my teachers in the bus, not knowing Mrs. Oguntoyinbo (Biology Teacher) was at the back

I was yabbing him while other students were laughing

Immediately we got down from the bus at school gate, she said "O******* follow me!"

Na that time I know say I enter VOICEMAIL

KingTom:
The worst punishment I ever got?
October, 1996

I was in Jss3, for my mind Na oshey junior finalist. Popping my collar and sagging my extremely long shorts. I was a rebel believe or not. The whole school knew about Aworinde the great cane Chester. The artful dodger, the baddest guy, I took pride in my tardiness and legendary loitering, since I knew ""E pass cane?"mtcheew,. Then my bubble burst, my case got to Fr. Christopher
. The man thought of the best punishment for me. One Monday morning, I bounced to the assembly hall at 8:00 (assembly time was 7:45am) I got there, received my customary 12 strokes and was on my way in when Fr. Stopped me, young man come with me after the assembly, I turned white, afterwards he took me accompanied by some other students to an old abandoned toilet, he kicked the door open and asked me to get a bucket, some elephant (detergent) and wash it spotless. Emi? I got in, there were 6 toilets. I opened the first stall and was greeted with a putrid pungent stench, maggots and rats competed against themselves. I studied the lifecycle of the housefly I scrubbed and scrubbed shedding tears in the process, the worst was yet to come, in the third stall, I found splashed on the wall some faeces arranged to form AUSTINO 4 REAL WAZ HERE I cursed Austino wherever he might have been, I cursed his family! Chai I was dying. Needless to say I finished the job and was totally reformed. I started coming to assembly by 7:00am I was/am scared for life by austino's art.

LatestTrend:
Went to buy food before "break time", was caught by a teacher and directed me to put the food on his table and come for it later by 11:45 am . I asked a silly Jss1 boy sitting at the back if the teacher touched my food but he stood immediately calling the attention of the teacher and said I asked him if he ate out of the food Chai . Na so I enter one chance. Although I was in Jss 3, he instructed I should put the food on my head and he flogged me till I reach my classroom. Come see laugh

AwesomelyMade:

I hope you have changed

Dottore:
Mine was an injustice meted out by a prefect a class ahead of me. It's a long story but the tides turned in the university about six years later. He was at my mercy. It was a rugged vengeance. Even police later got involved.

Lesson: No one knows tomorrow

larrymoore:
my worst punishment was to uproot a ten years old iroko tree over a minor offence of smoking and drinking way back in 1997 during sporting event.

daniska3yaro:
I was ask to lay flat on a metal bond then I was electrocute, 2nd sitting on my head for 5hrs plus hanging,the useless one was banin d floor and d crazy one was dancing like daddy showkey for my seniors.at the end it was nothing bt fun.

Swagt101:
Bro, did u attend mayflower school?

superior1:
Except where the whole class served punishment (cutting grasses in most cases), I cant remember being punished

I was what people called obedient boy back then

superior1:
Except where the whole class served punishment (cutting grasses in most cases), I cant remember being punished

I was what people called obedient boy back then

kennynelcon:
If I start the gist you won't believe me... FGC guys will know better.

GlorifiedTunde:


SHARP GUY

Na Mr Lema wan finish my yansh.

Swagt101:

Na Mr Quagraine knock me for head oo, boil comot for d head d ffg day...

MrsPhyno:
For all of you that believe that I am an ajeboh, please amend your thoughts after this story. Thank you.

I was talking to a friend from secondary school yesterday that I haven't spoken to in a while and you know how it is. We first got each other up to date on life as it is now and then naturally slipped back into talking about the good ol' days. The subject turned to all our teachers and the various kinds of punishments they gave for the silly things we did. So what was the worst punishment you ever got in school and why did you get it?

Ahem. So, one day I was sha laaaate to school. And I was a boarder o, I just wanted to skip assembly cause I don't like singing those lame songs lol. God jus catch me, cause that was the day the owner of our school was patrolling around. Na so them tell everyone who was late to crawl around the perimeter of the school on our knees... I almost fainted that day ehn, not to mention I had adjusted my skirt to be cuter and shorter all in the name of looking hot By the time we had finished I was sweaty and my leg was bleeding.... It was a day I won't forget in a hurry.... I didn't cry sha