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Igbos And Money. So So Hilarious. by toykathy(f): 8:18pm On Sep 21, 2015
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million
naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money Transfer. He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this: He sent a message to the person’s phone saying. “Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the money I sent to u? It’s for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow’s midnight 12am. That money is only for your transport. I’ll send you more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks after the
initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another 2 weeks later the next person close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember to come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20 minutes. Please remember that you must not come a minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs”
. …….5 minutes late he got an sms saying, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested… The man fainted.

Don't laugh alone pls.

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Re: Igbos And Money. So So Hilarious. by CodeHouse: 8:01am On Sep 22, 2015
Hahahaha grin
Re: Igbos And Money. So So Hilarious. by Nobody: 7:27pm On Sep 23, 2015
toykathy:
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million
naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money Transfer. He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this: He sent a message to the person’s phone saying. “Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the money I sent to u? It’s for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow’s midnight 12am. That money is only for your transport. I’ll send you more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks after the
initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another 2 weeks later the next person close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember to come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20 minutes. Please remember that you must not come a minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs”
. …….5 minutes late he got an sms saying, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested… The man fainted.

Don't laugh alone pls.


grin grin grin grin
Re: Igbos And Money. So So Hilarious. by buoye1(m): 7:37am On Oct 10, 2015
Hahehahe grin grin grin
Re: Igbos And Money. So So Hilarious. by Emperortj93(m): 9:03am On Oct 10, 2015
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Re: Igbos And Money. So So Hilarious. by toykathy(f): 9:30pm On Oct 13, 2015
Emperortj93:
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
you forgot to shine ur 32. Or is it brown #winks#
Re: Igbos And Money. So So Hilarious. by toykathy(f): 9:31pm On Oct 13, 2015
buoye1:
Hahehahe grin grin grin
is not as if ur teeth white o, u come dey shine am anyhow

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Re: Igbos And Money. So So Hilarious. by Kojochyke(m): 9:51pm On Oct 14, 2015
wow...after d whole scary story...unfortunately for d ibo man,it was a fellow ibo man u got d cash...it is a wa!

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Re: Igbos And Money. So So Hilarious. by bukatyne(f): 7:49pm On Oct 22, 2021
toykathy:
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million
naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money Transfer. He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this: He sent a message to the person’s phone saying. “Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the money I sent to u? It’s for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow’s midnight 12am. That money is only for your transport. I’ll send you more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks after the
initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another 2 weeks later the next person close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember to come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20 minutes. Please remember that you must not come a minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs”
. …….5 minutes late he got an sms saying, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested… The man fainted.

Don't laugh alone pls.

Hahahahahaha

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