There is this girl, we met somewhere, exchanged phone numbers, before u know it, we went out on a date, in one big restaurant, with the kind of makeup she applied, I knew, am about to get killed, she came with three friends, I planned on how to outsmart her, they ordered for drinks and food, I brought out my phone, set alarm in the next three minutes, the alarm ringed, I told them, lemme pick this call, I went out, saw a taxi, took it and went home, she called my line, I didn't pick , Nairalanders who was smarter?

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The people reading this are actually smarter

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dejavski:
The people reading this are actually smarter

Exactly, my thoughts

Na Buka you carry the babe go? If na eatery, you will pay before leaving the counter.

clap for yourself

I don't care about who is smarter. I just think it's rude of her to bring an entourage on your 1st date. Who does that?

[email] Stale already. But, how do they 'chop' someone? [/email]

prettyjo:
clap for yourself

Baby kel, nah u try outsmart the guy?.

Guy u sef dull, u should have ordered for extra plate before leaving...

Tobiee:
[email] Stale already. But, how do they 'chop' someone? [/email]

if she sense u are rich, u don die

akinloluwao:
Na Buka you carry the babe go? If na eatery, you will pay before leaving the counter.

they were eating naa me I behave like a gentle man, i look innocent in nature that's why they didn't suspect

dejavski:
The people reading this are actually smarter

I understand, u think I forged it, buh I guess u haven't see someone that looks innocent, buh is full of tricks

"Monkey smart, monkey smart, na becos tree near tree"

Another day go come, i nor sure say u go fit escape dat one......

The girl and her friend go wash plate tire. Lolzzz

Broke girls with smelly pusssies everywhere

too stale

Op sabi lie eehhnnn!!

Continue to cook lies 4mum to chop here,



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akinloluwao:
Na Buka you carry the babe go? If na eatery, you will pay before leaving the counter.

exactly what I'm thinking unless he did that when they were ordering and microwaving the food. And if it was the later, and nobody to foot the bill, the girls can decide to return the food.

PunkyVeer:
I don't care about who is smarter. I just think it's rude of her to bring an entourage on your 1st date. Who does that?

Em Association of hungry girls of Nigeria. You see them everywhere.

Oboy #xxxxx#

joseph1832:
Em Association of hungry girls of Nigeria. You see them everywhere.

So at what point do the couple get to know each other? Without the spare-wheels of course. I just find it so weird because the 1st date is very important to determine whether there's compatibility or not. So to be bringing others along

Yeah, maybe they just looking for a free meal

PunkyVeer:
I don't care about who is smarter. I just think it's rude of her to bring an entourage on your 1st date. Who does that?

Some babes are like that here. If they don't like the guy they try to waste his money. Luckily I've never had to deal with that.

I think the ladies like me.... Don't know why.... Guess it's cos I'm every lady's dream.

PunkyVeer:


So at what point do the couple get to know each other? Without the spare-wheels of course. I just find it so weird because the 1st date is very important to determine whether there's compatibility or not. So to be bringing others along

Yeah, maybe they just looking for a free meal

What you said doesn't apply to the typical hungry Nigerian girl, the first date doesn't matter squat!. All they see in a date is an avenue to get free meals for them and their friends.

PunkyVeer:


So at what point do the couple get to know each other? Without the spare-wheels of course. I just find it so weird because the 1st date is very important to determine whether there's compatibility or not. So to be bringing others along

Yeah, maybe they just looking for a free meal

Its not unusual for immature girls doing that on a first date

They see it as free food!

Although this story might just be ........ also!

joseph1832:
What you said doesn't apply to the typical hungry Nigerian girl, the first date doesn't matter squat!. All they see in a date is an avenue to get free meals for them and their friends.

Must u always put Nigerian gals down

AfroKnight:


Some babes are like that here. If they don't like the guy they try to waste his money. Luckily I've never had to deal with that.

I think the ladies like me.... Don't know why.... Guess it's cos I'm every lady's dream.

Ooh, really? Describe thy self

joseph1832:
What you said doesn't apply to the typical hungry Nigerian girl, the first date doesn't matter squat!. All they see in a date is an avenue to get free meals for them and their friends.

Lol. Very strange.

kennycanny:


Its not unusual for immature girls doing that on a first day.

They see it as free food!

Although this story might be just be ........ also!

*waves*

PunkyVeer:


Ooh, really? Describe thy self

I make them smile, laugh and blush. Plus I'm a gentleman sometimes