I saw a Notification from MTN that reads..... your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly DIAL *302*AMOUNT# which I hastily dialled without wasting time,1st I dialled *302*1000# n I got credited of #1000 airtime n I was happy that MTN IS IN TROUBLE I never knew that I was going for my doom, So l continued dialling until I got credited of # 10,000, I was in jubilation and I wanted to do more when I received MESSAGES that SHOCKED me from MTN.... It said... You have successfully Purchased your AIRTIME through your ZENITH BANK ACCOUNT, shortly after the msgs came in, I started seeing the most annoying n terrifying Part of it, which was text msgs from my ZENITH BANK that the sum of #10,000 has been debited from my ACCOUNT. Ever Since yesterday My body system has not been the same. Now I agree that true true AWOOF THEY PURGE BELLE, I Dey purge now since yesterday oh. Wetin man go do...

Omg, lmao, awoof don kill u