danbrowndmf:
cuppy cake ? Are u DJ cuppy?. if am ur cuppy oya go open thread for me, i'm waiting ""

JoeCutie:
Chai! Na Joshua bin dey my mind oh, but my auto 'correct' come change am for me.

STFUareyouGod:


This is really hilarious mehnnnnn. Can't stop laughing

Stevolarlah:
A girl once gave me that response, it was after a year, I asked her out again, she was saying the same thing, so I told her I was cutting off everything between us, she later agreed to date me, and we are still together till today. That's how I delivered my self from the curse of friend Zone

KingTom:

Ibu onye ara abi?

JoeCutie:
Ara?


I want to....

danbrowndmf:
stop showing dat ur small mouth here.
Come and tell ous how u'v friendzone people's children and people's father. or how u'v been friendzone by one Alhaji ibrahim.

KingTom:
Madness, not boobs.

danbrowndmf:
This happened some years back when 2go was still very much active.A friend of mine shared this girl for me,we started chating and getting along very well,so to me the way she was chatting and calling me then shows she's given me the green light, i asked her out she told she has a boyfriend,but still she never stop calling and chatting with me,and i was hoping something would happened. I called her most times to even ask of the guy and he to do send his regards to me,neither do i know i have been transfered to the most populated area in the world "Friendzone".to cut the story short,she got admission into my school,i asked her out again knowing fully well she's no longer with the guy again,mhen you have to hear the stupid reply she gave to me,in her word and i quote "Daniel i love u so much and i don't want to loose you,and if we date we would surely have issues and breakup someday and i love u so much i don't want to loose u" after this statement then i really know i have been residing in the friendzone area for 3years,thats how i ran out of the friendzone.The worst part i once send her airtime to call her bf when they were still dating.ThankGod ts upto 2years now i left the friendzone arena


Share your friendzone story.

Darkendrebel
sinizia
softvio
naijaboiy
iamsynord
STFUareyouGod
prettythicksme
sinaj
pinkycute
mhizkel
cherryice
sasssybea

JoeCutie:
Oh...

Mhizkel:
What is ''Friendzone''?

naijaboiy:
Hmmm... it was back in 2011

morethanadoll:
Sounds horrible! I have never been friendzoned because I wouldn't allow myself to be. Don't give your hard earned money to girls who have men. That is what the men that they are friend zoning you for should be providing.

danbrowndmf:
And what about the one's u friendzone.?

morethanadoll:


Haha I knew that this would come. Unfortunately, I haven't friend zoned anyone. I would let guys know upfront if I am not interested.

danbrowndmf:
with my spiritual eyes,i can see u are currently friendzoning somebody now sef ""

Iamsynord:



lol

morethanadoll:

No, no, no. My boyfriend is rather stingy.

cherryice:
so u just quote all d post jus to say lol.. u r sick

danbrowndmf:
Very Very.

cherryice:

danbrowndmf:
your boyfriend is stingy? How? You mean he's the only one enjoying the fruit of ur labour ""

morethanadoll:

You are indeed correct! Lol

danbrowndmf:
Very Very.

2dice:
sosssick .. Here comes ur Doctor

danbrowndmf:
do.pe siggy.