absoluteSuccess:
Is true o, but my hometown is part of nairaland. Land where naira is spent.

Life is all about moments of joy shared with anonymous friends...

Trying times endured with all sufficient grace to hope against hope.

Each and every moment is a page of life. My life is good, I just left my homeland, now at Ota.

Whats joy but feeling that you are in the land of the living.

tpiander:


how is your hometown a part of nairaland?

As per land of the living, your sobriety should be based on God, not things which you have no control over.

tpiander:
how about starting a blog since you are not the only person from your hometown?

Having your own blog will give you more privacy to feature what you want, and also selective viewership, compared to exposing everything here on nairaland for every tom dick and harry to see.

Radoillo:

absoluteSuccess:
I always wallow in endless pain and sorrow, who can get to the root of my unhappiness?

I hate the sound of joy, of people getting married or something, hence I rush here to block them and showcase my unhappiness by exposing them to random strangers from every nook and cranny of the earth

I can cover this weakness of mine with any of my vain diatribes, and my distractions.

I can only pray I realize I am past the stage where my mad but stingless rage count. I often avoid argument because its an evil wind I've got. It brings nobody any good: change, okay? Change.

And, promote my life as lived in Geneva, if it is what makes my life worth living. How does my 'oh so exotic profile affect anyone's existence? I am me, and miserable, nl feeds me, and I dont think from my head but rather my anus

Then try show me, abeg of me, any of my thread that ever bring anything 'real about me' to fore but rancour and combat.

My posts share something about me because I am very happy to be on nairaland and be me with the ultimate pride. If that affect me, good.

absoluteSuccess:
I catch cold o, I kept running from someone's trouble till I can't run anymore Make una help me beg them monitoring spirits and crystal ball psychist o. wetin I do dem o?

Radoillo:


LOL. You can look the other way and let it blow over.

absoluteSuccess:
Thanks Radoillo.

Let me, the dog be delighted in back and bite, God made it so.

Beware of dog (me).

absoluteSuccess:
I've been lying in wait all night long for my post as dogs do? How do one say good morning in my tongue? Its too early for this.

absoluteSuccess:
God almighty we thank you for this blessed day, to you be all the glory and adoration for ever more. Thank you for making tpiander God sent. I believe you are God that turn the mocked ones to truly thankful. help tpiander o God more than the pride of man, and God help tpiander to put the other humble thread on frontpage, so that tpiander's enemy can be silenced and his fake copycopy useless thread dumped into bottomless pit forever and ever. Tpiander will worship you forever regardless of whatever becomes of me or my thread. Tpiander is a child of God, please remember tpiander. Thank you for making the wedding program a success!

tpiander:
no hiding place for me, I am too wicked! Absolutessuccess, please save me

absoluteSuccess:
I better go and repent.

absoluteSuccess:
Radoillo, please help a brother, the images wont load because of you know why, what can I do, Dibia

Radoillo:




I would suggest you visit the Avba Agbala shrine. Bring with you a white cock (egbene ocha), two galloons of raffia wine (ngwo) - no drop of water in the wine - and a small basket of three-lobed kolanuts (oji Ikenga). And, because there's always a long train of votaries waiting to consult the Oracle, you may need to grease a few palms to get you to the top of the waiting list. Fifty thousand naira should do it. I can be your guide and collect the 'payment' on behalf of the priests.

Radoillo:
Hehehehehe!