add your own; MADNESS:- Is when you buy a BB PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet. (wetin u go put inside d wallet)? STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel…( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy na? . LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi Hunger never deal with you ). STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you didn’t comment… Lolzzzzzz...

Joblessness; Is when u wake up one day and start posting rubbish. #na Joke O

LOW SELF ESTEEMED:- will make u to log in into nairaland.com and start reading dis kind of thread. hmmm ( dat shows hw irresponsible u are... haha) @civilize... na joke o

CivilzedTyger:
Joblessness; Is when u wake up one day and start posting rubbish. #na Joke O

LOW SELF ESTEEMED:- will make u to log in into
nairaland.com and start reading dis kind of thread.
hmmm ( dat shows hw irresponsible u are... haha)
@civilize... na joke o

Kingpinukecy:
LOW SELF ESTEEMED:- will make u to log in into nairaland.com and start reading dis kind of thread. hmmm ( dat shows hw irresponsible u are... haha) @civilize... na joke o

see your mouth like joke i be your mate?

CivilzedTyger:
see your mouth like joke i be your mate?

mmey

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Kingpinukecy:

Guy i don bloody cares to knw ok






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All These 4 me I pity ur lyf, go and sleep my friend

CivilzedTyger:
All These 4 me I pity ur lyf, go and sleep my friend

tnk u sir for advising me

Kingpinukecy:
tnk u sir for advising me

Lolz U re a fool if u take 2 my advice

CivilzedTyger:
Lolz U re a fool if u take 2 my advice

no problem
..its simple

Kingpinukecy:
no problem ..its simple

Good Morning Sir!

CivilzedTyger:
Good Morning Sir!

boss i hail u