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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 7:29pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
MizFrances:Greater idea if we do it together... Whatyasay |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 7:29pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Unibentested: hahahaha..that kid go do shakara wella 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Princejboy(m): 7:30pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I went to a friends place and meet my friendz mum and their 3yrs baby boi this baby boi told my the person mam looking for has gone out but my paddi dey house,so i said if i smack ur head ehh it wil disappear he was like ehhh my daddy wil buy another head for me.everybody laugh taya 35 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by grin88(m): 7:31pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
TrollTrap:me too 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Luckygurl(f): 7:31pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Cetona: I'll personally adopt that off your neice "owu"(igbo word for thread too) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by unikprince(m): 7:32pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Last month my 3yrs old niece heard her mum praying with the name (HILLARY) of the driver that ran away with my sister's car. Some days after the prayer, the kid told her mum that "mum don't worry again, hillary is in HELL FIRE". The mum busted out laughing.... Kids can be very smart. 26 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by ahamonyeka(m): 7:33pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Laf wan kill me when I come out see my brother's 1year boy climbing his hanger. 77 Likes 13 Shares
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by confetti(f): 7:36pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
One day my 3 yr old niece told me " my daddy is a biggggg man" she stressed the big as per her excitement. I then asked her why she says her daddy is a big man thinking it was because of the man's size as he is actually tall and huge. She told me, my daddy is a bigggg man because he can climb ladder and clean fans. Lol The same girl when she was 4 and her sister was 2 were discussing with their mom. Mom to the 2yr old : are you a boy or a girl and she replied she was a girl. Mom asked her how she knew she is a girl and she said " because I wear ear rings and plait my hair. Mom then asked, "so if I cut your hair and remove your ear rings what would you be and she said, I will then be a boyyyyy and we all laughed. Mom to the 4 yr old, are you are boy or a girl and she said she was a girl and mom asked how she knew she is a girl and she replied that she doesn't have tail because boys have tails. I laughed so hard that day. 34 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by nairalandbuzz(m): 7:38pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I was visiting a family friend and I experienced this when the kid's uncle came in. Kid: Welcome.. What did you bring for me? Uncle gives him gala Uncle: What will you say? Kid not saying anything yet. Uncle: Say something now... (Expecting the kid to say thank you) Kid: Sonthin ( walks away...) Lol 68 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by oludebby90(f): 7:38pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I was asking my 2+years nephew about his baby brother who is 2 month old, he said hmmm my brother av mouth but can not eat biscuits , he can only cry,he av leg but can not walk n have hand but can not clap. D only thing he can do is cry 63 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by seunny4lif(m): 7:40pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I remember my mother don't like keeping the money giving to him by visitors He will always come back for the money everyday till another person dash him money again Mum, please give the money, you kept for me and she will be like how many times But I have change and mom- You dis boy have been collecting this unlimited 100# every time But you borrowed for business 12 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by jornie(m): 7:41pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by confetti(f): 7:42pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
My 3 yr old nephew was crying and we all in the house tried to calm him down. At the end of the day I succeeded by telling him the things I would buy for him. When he calmed down, I then asked him what he would buy for me when he grows up and he told me " Aunty, when I grow up ehhhh, I will buy one biggggg jeep for u" and I thanked him. My kid sister who sat by our side quickly asked him what he would buy for her 2 when he grows up and he replied immediately, Aunty, when I grow up ehhh, I will build one biggggggggg police station for you. Lol! My sister never asked him that question again. 35 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
A girlfriend and my three year old daughter were playing together,she then told my daughter to smile and then told her her teeth is white,she asked my daughter what is the colour of her own teeth,and my daughter innocently said 'yellow'. 37 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by oludebby90(f): 7:44pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
My neighbor's son went to d toilet n came back within 2 min,his mmother asked:, are u not using d toilet again... D son answer d:poopoo have lost in my bumbum 53 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by MizFrances(f): 7:44pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
AwesomelyMade:I say the number u are trying to call is currently switched off 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by ebukaobi14(m): 7:44pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
My 6 year old niece asked me: Niece: Uncle, is Satan an Orphan? Me: Hiaaan... why are u asking? Niece: Cause av never heard about his parents Me: Yes, he is an Orphan. Oya take this cheese ball. *b4 she ask me who born satan...lmao 49 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by MissSlimbody(f): 7:52pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Hilarious thread I was brushing my weave-on some weeks back and olaoluwa said "aunty bukky too like to dey wear another person hair" 41 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Noloss(f): 7:53pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
My daughter(4yrs) old was crying and after pacifying her, I asked her why she was crying and she said I want to be 8yrs old today. Lols. I couldn't even laff self. I told her ok, u'll be 8yrs old tomorow before I could pacify her from crying. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Captain001(m): 7:54pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
We were all seated outside and suddenly it became cloudy with heavy thunder strikes. My Lil nephew 2+ just blurted out " God is shooting gun"lol. He's 15 now. 46 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by missKiffy(f): 7:54pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Mindfulness:Now this is funny 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Codyt(m): 7:55pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Joslyn:Lmao! As big as u are |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by missKiffy(f): 7:55pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Totfulguy:Lol @ close your head |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Codyt(m): 7:57pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Hannysmilez: 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 7:59pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
MizFrances:hahaha...it's a lie you must switch it on biko. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by missKiffy(f): 7:59pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by missKiffy(f): 8:00pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Joslyn:Lol |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 8:03pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
oludebby90: ahahahahaha 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Mznaett: 8:03pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by maestroz: 8:05pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I went with my 2 year old daughter to sweetsensation on independence day and while on queue, she sighted the balloon and reached for it. while playing she just started singing... happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... I didn't notice at first till people on the queue joined her in singing and she sang along then it occured to me that it was independence and a sure time to appreciate naija. 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by yimagire: 8:06pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
cyara:hahahaha....epic!!!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
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