Naughty wife talks: Keep it real

There is something I need to know. And I can only know that if I am involved or know anyone who is directly involved. How does artificial breast feel like?
I am not just referring to the woman with the bijoIngas, but also the man that have to feel the boobs. As a man, if you had a pair of silicon headlamps poured into your palms, would you dare squeeze them without fearing they would burst?
In this age of artificiality, there are certain things that need definition, especially when courtship is involved.
If you had silicon boobs implanted, would you tell your fiancée? Or would you just go on with the relationship, after all which man knows what is inside his wife’s boobs, as long as they are serving their purpose.
But I think the man needs to know, that is in case he is the type that enjoys boobs squeezing during lovemaking. Silicon boobs are definitely not squeezed like natural oranges. It’s just like expecting artificial vagina to feel like a natural one. That’s a stretch.
And this reminds me of the Algerian who sued his bride for deceiving him with layers of makeup. He said that when he woke up in the morning, he thought she was a thief, because she looked so different from the person he married last night. Hahaha! That’s hilarious.
This is just like a man marrying a girl he thought had pillowy hips, only for him to discover that it was pads all along. He’d aim his cock to be cushioned by some supple, hips only to dash it against some hard surface and his thing might be dislocated.
And I saw something on TV where a man put some long pad in his crotch so that women would think he had thick cucumber.
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What I don’t understand is, if you used a fake body part to attract a lover, how do you plan to keep up the charade without hurting your relationship?
Even verbal lies are as harmful as body lies. I remember a man that went to his village to marry a girl. He paid her bride price and wedded her in the village before bringing her to the city. She was shocked to discover that instead of the big motor parts stores, which he claimed to own, he only had a small shop where he sold three pieces of bicycle parts. The girl did not blink. She dumped the marriage took the next available bus back to her village. The man was left wifeless.

I for one knows that fake books feel weird, so they say anyways.
I don't know if it can burst when squeezed hard but I HIGHLY doubt it. I won't recommend fake boobs tho.


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