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Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by AloyEmeka9: 9:02pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
Social security scheme for the unemployed coming http://odili.net/news/source/2009/apr/17/7.html |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by AloyEmeka9: 9:04pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
How will they sustain the social security system without proper identification and tax culture in Nigeria?. Some people from Niger and Chad can come into the country and benefit from it while another citizen is busy working his butt off to pay the taxes. There will also be cases of people that receive it while working. It's a good step sha. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by macro: 9:09pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
only in nigeria wuru wuru to the ans |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by AloyEmeka9: 9:11pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
only in nigeriaYou need to give them a benefit of doubt. It may work out you never know. Let's wait, pray and see at least it will reduce the number of armed robbers, alayes and almajiris on the streets. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by toshacer: 9:12pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
another oppotunity given by the poster for people who know nothin to continue to bash Nigeria. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by biina: 9:17pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
Unemployment benefits in Nigeria is the stupidest thing I have heard in a while. Why cant Nigerian think before trying to adopt every single practice of the developed countries. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Kobojunkie: 9:23pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
I am not clear on where exactly funding will be coming from. From Employers, from the government or both? Or is this solely for civil servants? |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by spoilt(f): 9:25pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
Another chance for touts to be fed. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by SisiJinx: 9:25pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
@ Topic Tee hee hee It amuses me when Naija tries to feel among!!! How are they gonna keep track? Oh wait, I forgot they are gonna use the almighty, all seeing and all knowing computer. But. . . but how are they gonna power it. . . what with no light and all? And these are just the basics. . . Hmmm, more sleepless nights for some people. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Hauwa1: 9:30pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
another chance to steal |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Skywalker5(m): 10:44pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
Sisi Jinx: Got a pont there.i feel the social security would be to control people and mayb help solve crime problem or other things but for benefits,its a country whose economy is stable that does that. Could work sha if they have a nice plan |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by ElRazur: 10:51pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
Lol. This is just funny. How will these be funded? Anyway, let us hope they can pull it off. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by AloyEmeka9: 11:59pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
People, it will be funded from your taxooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh only that the unemployed are higher in number to the employed. Up Yaradua. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Kobojunkie: 12:22am On Apr 20, 2009 |
What tax? |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by TOYOSI20(f): 12:27am On Apr 20, 2009 |
Nice move. . . .i’m all for it. . . .but the problem is, “will the funds get into the appropriate hands”?? Those who essentially need it may be robbed off their entitlement. . . .cos of corruption, bribe, and fraudulent folks in charge!!! Well lets see how it goes sha!! |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by AloyEmeka9: 1:29am On Apr 20, 2009 |
Income tax and other revenue taxes. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by strangleyo: 1:46am On Apr 20, 2009 |
You cant have a social security system without a running property tax and personal income tax systems. This is a sham. white elephant loot scheme for future welfare millionaire kings! What we need to do is liberalize the property markets first and allow nigerians to build home equity. Then allow the state to collect the appropriate property taxes (our current system is a sham). We need to bring the gray market to light so we can tax it. Then we can think about redistribution. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by biina: 2:48am On Apr 20, 2009 |
strangleyo:I don't get what you think property and income taxes have to do with social security? How do you liberalize the unrestricted property market in Nigeria? You sound just like others that feel the way to move Nigeria forward is by adopting all socio-economic practices of the US and/or UK |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by davidif: 3:52am On Apr 20, 2009 |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah nooooooooooooooooo o abeg , social security is about to bankrupt America in the coming years because the baby boomers (those born between 1946 and 1964) are about to retire and Nigerians stupidly want to start there own social security. Why not create a better system where people can work hard and take care of themselves rather than relying on the govt. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Moonstone(f): 4:09am On Apr 20, 2009 |
I think they need to plan this in a better format. Do they know how many unemployed people are out there? Can they sustain the high population of the unemployed people? They want to go bankrupt, I don't think economic recession and monocropping is enough for them yet. They better settle the basic infrastructure instead of thinking of this right now. We have more pressing issues. This will only be an avenue for more corruption. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Nobody: 4:10am On Apr 20, 2009 |
Moonstone:My sentiments exactly. B,T,W is thise going to help the old people in the villages too? |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by AloyEmeka9: 5:03pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
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Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Eziachi: 6:21pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
This is laughable, isn't this another gimmick scheme to steal money by Nigerian rogue rulers? Another version of old Babangiida's Peoples Bank brewing again. How can a nation with no known record keeping or data system ever to run a social security scheme? How will they know who has a job and who hasn't got a job, as there are no tax record in Nigeria? A nation where a normal street person never pays taxes at all and the rich people pays only what they think their God todl them in their sleep they should pay and they do so mainly to get their tax papers for a possible visa processsing as that is compulsory with many embassies in Nigeria. As we speak, Nigeria has no known record of birth, death of it's citizens. Nigerian demographic areas are never postcoded. And post office system which forms the engine of any social security system is non existence, and don't even had useful postal stamps to sell when you needed it and now will be expected to use a computer? That is assuming that computer run on Bereck or Varta batteries. People in Nigeria moves about like roaming animals without any legal known address system, that means you can claim at 9.am in Ogun state and by 9.30 you're in Lagos claiming too. In Nigeria people quotes any age they feel like quoting when it suits the occassion. I had a school friend who was 19 years through out our school years and I am sure she is still that age now despite this was more than 20 years ago. Police has no record of criminals, no record of criminal convictions/records, or minimal things like motoring offences, hence a single car in Nigeria during it's life time can wear as many colours as the owner is willing to smack on it's body, while in many countries even as remote as Cameroon or Gabon, automobiles can only bear one single body colour through out it's life shelf on the road. Will they be paying it by cash or straight to the bank? And how many Nigerians runs a bank account? Assuming it's by cash, those paying out the money will be opening ghost bank accounts with ever willing bank mismanagers, where they will be paying the whole money into or demand 10 percent of the money before you get your pay. Do you remember the toll gates? Where the toll collectors usually have two different toll tickets, one from the govt and the other from them. For any ten vehicles that pass the gate, govt ticket sales once and their ticket sell nine. Nigeria, please, Give me a break!!!!!! |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by dbisiback: 6:26pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
This is just laughable, Nigeria that has no record, incredible! Reminds me of the stress we had to go through in those days to get 500 naira bursary |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by ElRazur: 6:28pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
Eziachi: That is a very funny post. Keep it up. Lmao. It is very funny and very true. I wonder if the poster call I_laugh is having a mental fit just reading this. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Afam4eva(m): 6:40pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
SSN ke? Let's first know how many we're to start with. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by cvibe: 6:52pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
Really? |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by roodest: 6:58pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
Hahahah! this country will not kill me o! chai! I cant stop laffin. my fellow nigerians, I hope that old 'educated' man of many accolades realizes that employment rate is nearly 80% plus in the country. so, as hard as the remaining 1/5th are having it already him wan add mandatory bukata for their neck. does this even make any sense at all?! a small bulk of the population donating to sustain the huge majority. my friend it's suppose to be the other way around. lets not even forget that the 'other' factor go enter matter: men gettting benefits with multiple id, even when dem get job already. or better still men making becoming 'professional' benefit earners, heheh abeg brainstorm more innovative means of sustainable job creation and stop insulting the intelligence of the nigerian with all this your imported mumu-nes. with acute mixed emotions, it's me, mr common sense |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Redman44(m): 7:04pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
A social security scheme will not work in Nigeria until the Government improves on Records and Data keeping. I don't even know where any Register office in Nigeria is located. That's if Register offices exist in Nigeria. We are very bad at keeping data and maintaining records unlike advanced nations. I was shocked in 2005, when I saw NYSC forms that were dumped below a staircase in Ondo State. That goes to show how we value personal details in Nigeria. Can someone who served in 1997 be able to get hold of his NYSC records in 2020? @ Eziachi You have spoken well. God bless you. Cheers. |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Eziachi: 7:39pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
dbisiback: Yeah I remeber the bursary, I use to spend more than the money I wanted to collect on transport before I get mine and on one occasion, the bursar decided that she will pay me 50 naira in coins or a choice that I should get less in bank notes. And I was having non of it, I stayed their for more than 6 hours before she paid me in bank notes. Can you imagine that! |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by roodest: 7:41pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
mumu country like ours, we wan run we no wan walk first |
Re: Social Security Scheme For The Unemployed Coming To Nigeria: Praise God by Tstark(m): 8:11pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
@Eziachi You have single handedly ended this post with your response. I agree with everything you posted word for word. The only thing you seemed to leave out is the fact that we don't even have power [electricity] and dem wan implement welfare?? As Fela would say: wuruwuru for dem front and wuruwuru for dem back now. The fact that this idea was even tabled should warrant a dirty slap from whoever suggested it!!! |
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