wristbangle:
One cannot deny the fact that money remains the top ingredient to oil a relationship most especially when it comes to taking a lady out on a date but the issue is some ladies take this opportunity to siphon guys pocket and still demand for take away package.

I experienced this situation last year when I took a lady out for a date at one of the best eatery in Lagos. I budgeted N5,000 hoping the hungry babe will not eat more than N2,500 meal but to my greatest surprise she ordered all sort of meals resorting to N15,000. This is when I know I am in for big trouble as there was no escape route for me to leave the eatery due to its structure in order to punish her.

To add salt to injury, I don't know how the gold digger read my actions that I may disappear as she told the sales assistant that I will foot the bill. After collecting all the goodies ordered, she disappeared leaving me stranded like someone who just got robbed by thieves.

Since I could only pay N5000, the sales assistant gave me the insult of my life as the manager of the eatery told me to wash all sort of dirty dishes but thank God for a friend of mine who bailed me out from the embarrassment that would have lingered in my memory till date.

I know you guys must have witnessed such situation before.

Kindly share your experience.

ADULTBASE:
History broken today,tosyne2much never be ftc. Redgem take that medal!
POST JAMB QUESTION @ Wristwatch cos i never date before?

tellwisdom:

How big is ur yansh?

redgem:
OK.... Let's get started

Hahaha haha.... I'm sorry tosyne2much boo boo


I was on my own oh one dude started disturbing me.... Begging to take me out, I jejely told Bros to let me be, that me get sugar but Bros no gree... I carry him matter to girls court and a verdict was passed... My babes said I should accept Bros that they trust me na after one date him go chilax .. I accepted and called him on a Friday morning telling him I'm bored and wanted to go out, he told me he was kinda busy but will make out time for me.

I wore my most sexy wear and made up waiting for him.... To cut story short

We went to a fast food joint he asked what I wanted and I said something soft, his taste will do, Bros ordered and I was smiling.... We started talking then I got a call from my babes, took excuse then answered it.. Since he met them before we left, it was so easy for me.. I put the call on loud speaker for him to hear and my babes were busy ordering....and ordering you know how girls are when they are in groups na Bros couldn't say no

Hmmm....the money he came with got exhausted so he paid with his ATM card

But my manchi didn't give up.... He still came back asking for another date

gab264:
have not been to a date with any girl before but if I was opportune to go with any girl.
I will make it clear to her how much am about to spend if it is OK with her then we will proceed with the plan but if she sounds otherwise then she is at her own free will to go.
Because I hardly beg girls for anything.

redgem:



Was that question for me?

Wetin dey do u??..Na me u dey speak English for? ..Can i view ur yansh?

wristbangle:


Hahahaha tosyne2much come see bae whey u wan chyke. U are on your own ooo. Lmfao. I pity the mumu guy. I wish he can see this.

ronald4lif:
If I hear say you no wash plates that day ehh.

profojah:
We decided to meet at the mall.where I took her to sumptuous,. Mhen, All the dou with me was 2k, and I was thinking we could go for sumptuous ice-cream or Coldstone'.. Naso she go order for friend rice and chicken with ice cream without my consent.. Ohboy, I just formed a call as if a friend was waiting for me around the escalator, Naso I vamoose... She wan run person down

profojah:
We decided to meet at the mall.where I took her to sumptuous,. Mhen, All the dou with me was 2k, and I was thinking we could go for sumptuous ice-cream or Coldstone'.. Naso she go order for friend rice and chicken with ice cream without my consent.. Ohboy, I just formed a call as if a friend was waiting for me around the escalator, Naso I vamoose... She wan run person down

tellwisdom:


Wetin dey do u??..Na me u dey speak English for? ..Can i view ur yansh?

eph12:
I know a lie when i see one

tellwisdom:


Wetin dey do u??..Na me u dey speak English for? ..Can i view ur yansh?

wristbangle:


My guy, u sharp oo. I will use this style to punish my next date if she exhibit a gold digging habit. Mehn she go wash plates tire that day

quiinnBee:

lol its a fakeass story.i'v read it somewhere before.

quiinnBee:

lol its a fakeass story.i'v read it somewhere before.

wristbangle:


Baba u don wise pass that na. Red gem yansh go cost u 50million dollars. Yansh get grade biko

tosyne2much:
First and foremost, i thank Seun Osewa for giving me an incredible opportunity to show my talent to the world. I can assure you that i wont be here if it wasnt for you

Secondly, i thank Lalasticlala for giving me the opportunity to book this space

*clears throat*

Last week, i was inside my room and i had a revelation that Buhari increase allowee from N19,500 to N45, 000, and i smiled like a lady who had sex for the first time
after being trapped inside the house for years by her parents

My phone rang and it was Adetutu calling. I picked the call and she told me that i should come block her at one of our local restaurants. As a broke guy, my began to race like someone whose Bet9ja ticket remains a match. I wore my boxers, shirt and trouser at the speed of light

Within 20 minutes, i met her in front of the eatery and we entered inside. She asked me to bring up a gist and we started having a gist on how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail mercilessly.

I dey come ....

wristbangle:


May I have the link pls?

redgem:



Nope..... You can't

OKbYE

wristbangle:


My guy, u sharp oo. I will use this style to punish my next date if she exhibit a gold digging habit. Mehn she go wash plates tire that day

redgem:


You want to sell my yansh shey? Watching you in 3D

Jollyjoy:
wicked

quiinnBee:

like jollyjoy said, its just for humour.so lets not spoil the fun by sharing links.lol

Who was beating u on ur profile??..i ws even trying to see if i can view ur boobss...E big?

wristbangle:


May I have the link pls?

sinaj:
Mu. Gu.

tellwisdom:

OKbYE

profojah:

Una dey chop like glutton

Jollyjoy:
the story she is talking abt is in the literature section of this forum,i think it was during short story award,a guy presented this kinda story bt different monikers,not exactly this one tho,so?let just laff and wave it off

wristbangle:


Baba u don wise pass that na. Redgem yansh go cost u 50million dollars. Yansh get grade biko

That babe no get yash jere...her pant no fit pass size 12 wey 10years old gurls dey wear