falconey:
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redgem:



Should we go on a date?

debris:




Lolz

I don't dry i water em

tellwisdom:


Who was beating u on ur profile??..i ws even trying to see if i can view ur boobss...E big?

wristbangle:


Okay dear. I don't why @ the hearing of ur name, I get turn on. I hope u will treat me well when I ask u for a date?

Jollyjoy:
na me go first comot self,once i see say u don dey sweat,na to march

quiinnBee:

Ur boobss...E big?? fish head

tellwisdom:


That babe no get yash jere...her pant no fit pass size 12 wey 10years old gurls dey wear

wristbangle:
One cannot deny the fact that money remains the top ingredient to oil a relationship most especially when it comes to taking a lady out on a date but the issue is some ladies take this opportunity to siphon guys pocket and still demand for take away package.

I experienced this situation last year when I took a lady out for a date at one of the best eatery in Lagos. I budgeted N5,000 hoping the hungry babe will not eat more than N2,500 meal but to my greatest surprise she ordered all sort of meals resorting to N15,000. This is when I know I am in for big trouble as there was no escape route for me to leave the eatery due to its structure in order to punish her.

To add salt to injury, I don't know how the gold digger read my actions that I may disappear as she told the sales assistant that I will foot the bill. After collecting all the goodies ordered, she disappeared leaving me stranded like someone who just got robbed by thieves.

Since I could only pay N5000, the sales assistant gave me the insult of my life as the manager of the eatery told me to wash all sort of dirty dishes but thank God for a friend of mine who bailed me out from the embarrassment that would have lingered in my memory till date.

I know you guys must have witnessed such situation before.

Kindly share your experience.

Jollyjoy:
lollll this calls to my mind what happened earlier this year,boy fold starched long sleeve dey mob floor oooo

tellwisdom:


U cannot finish my money..Na u go even dey return some back to me for a well done job

Kazrem:
I never carry any girl go date before. Na omotayor123 go be first.

quiinnBee:
lol its a fakeass story.i'v read it somewhere before.

peeparty:
*coughs*

My no 1 rule

1: never allow them make an other. Because the innocent looking girl might just be waiting to magarize you.after all nobi. she beg you to carry am comot.

2: if I don't have so much omo na kpof kpof I go buy for you oo lol .
#back in the days.

3:If e come be say dem send me pocket moni plenty those days,and I eventually spend so much on you oo ,sister. that restaurant must be close to my house for easy.......kpekus.

I remember when I met this year one. geh ,usually some of them mumu @ that early stage. First first I don tell am say this waka go land us for house oo she nod* head*

.....fastforward.....we got home and when it was time to cast the demon, na so this geh tell me say she dey see blood@wristbangle my eyes turn RED immediately.

eph12:

Obviously very fake. Would have been better if he had said a friend of his

JoeCutie:
Yeah! She drained my pocket, and I drained her...

Omotayor123:

midehi2:
no need

wristbangle:

P square song
... " do me, I do... man no go vex"

wristbangle:


Baby, why u no fear God nau

Na me be mugu? I don wise up no oo

wristbangle:

For what dear?

wristbangle:

Hahahahaha. Ojigbi jigbi. O boy this babe gate u no be small oo.

midehi2:

you just made me remember

peeparty:


ehrm ehrm if I tell you wetin come happen later later eh.

sinaj:


Lol I no call u mugu o!




Why u come de lie on top my head

immortalvoices:
Lol.... Some girls surely do have brothers....


Beside I instinctively avoid broke girls... Whose stock in trade is looking for desperate guys to take advantage of...

wristbangle:


E be like say u be real orente oo . Make I also book u for date. Na to buy puff puff puff pure water sure pass.

Omotayor123, the only fish in my fish roll. Without u, I am just a common doughnut

Omotayor123:

Ehn
Aminat508 Abeg come and see ooo