ClassCaptain:


dis your English bro.we know say u get Bsc for english now.easy oo

bros. No be so o.your story be make person speak the unspeakable.

Bad Guy! Abeg update.

Aspiregreat:
Bad Guy! Abeg update.

lol.boss .Wait till 3 pm Oo ..

Episode. 18

Sorry say i bin day digress but you gats sabi this things ni oo.

Agbaya my immediate brother had gone to play nairabet .Me and Agbaya don finish school since last 3 years now as me get 3 credits 4 waec but Agbaya carry f9 full hin first result as if say na birthright.Na last year.we just runs nabteb for am.

During these 3 years,Agbaya don learn barbing,Shoe making and Phone repair and he still day use nairabet support ministry .

Me ?? learn work?? Learn nko learner ni ?? I first talk say make i turn porn actor as i good for bed wella.For primary 6,I tear one asthmatic girl so tey she faint. na 6 hours.,she take use collect drip.

I tear one pregnant food seller .Mama Matthew,too back then in my former hood,na d intense pressure way i leave remain inside kpetus ,make am born twins the next day.Na pleasure and Miracle she name dem twins.

Me day last average of 4 hours on top bed naturally.if i con drink burakashi.opaeyin,Aleto and the rest agunmu ,na 6 hours. I no day rest.My mama even tell me say i be special child as when i dey comot, i no comot normally from my mama belle.
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Episode 19

After i google " Where man good in bed act porn in Nigeria" ..i no see better results.I con Google " Porn star,i wan join dem .Nigeria branch" na same stupid results.I tried contact Afrocandy for twitter,she no answer me,may be she think say i small.

Na only maheeda answer me but as i enter the kpetus wen we bin day do test for d job.Whether na well oo,Or na gutter,I no sabi wetin to describe am.As i talk say i bad reach,My thing no pass half of d kpetus oo. only God sabi how many " Gbabojigi! Go don enter there.

She talk say i pass but i no fit die for my mama,i just Fail myself.She no allow me rest with calls na so i change my number.i no fit allow make my gbabojigi break or lost inside kpetus,i still get dream make i born seven pikin..No spoil my dream.

Na cossy con break camel back abi na toe..... hmn i shall sabi say something break camel for somewhere

That network is a big scam
They never give promos for free
Them be like Satan if them give u 100 naira for free dem go collect 1000 from u in return

Episode 20

When i go audition,other Girls day test the other guys wey come.Cossy bin day watch and ,she day mark .Guys for that day reach 69 ..Thin one.the one wey fat like ballon,the most suprising na one 63 year old man,the man no last three minutes before dem comot am.choi

Cossy they mark, she day drop people anyone.Ur gbabojigi too short,out, u day shout as u day knack, she go drop the person,u no get knacking rhythm,out.

As he reach my time,na so cossy standa .Her ballon dey jog left and right .
.I will have him to myself ." Na so cossy talk.
" No ma " let me"..
She no allow me talk wey she just pack my balls follow my gbabojigi.That day she tear me sotey..Different styles,Front ,back.She made me lick """ Choi my tongue lost inside the thing " Na me con day beg am make she stop. She no moan,she no shout,she just day fire pass ferrari.

Na water dem pour on me carry me comot that day. Cossy give me 20 000 that day as i collect. run comot.One of those ashewos run follow me say she wan collect my number..i tear race.

She sef use call disturb me make i come back. I change number.Na so i just lose interest for d whole porn star thing and na so i get this unfortunate line wey i dey use.Na glo i use first,maheeda disturb i change to airtel,cossy disturb, na so i change to this Mtn oo.

Thot firstbank credit tin is *894# ? Mak una tellme weda I wrong o. But I've seen sm1 wit smtn similar to dis thread,before?
Anyway nice try sir,pele o.and by d way u use styled paint calabar babe in a bad light o. Next time don't be greedy,lol

this made my day after barcelona spoilt my day. mtchew

Bros, modify that place u wrote u got 11k alert. You recharge in 1k series and u shld get the alert in that stream. Pele!

Diddyydiva:
what?

don't cry joor

I want u in my life

Diddyydiva:
what?

don't cry joor

I want u in my life

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ClassCaptain:
Mtn Taught me a Lesson i would never forget in my life and i learnt a great deal from this bitter experience.

On this particular day. I was jejely surfing nairaland and other sites with my MTN 10mb bonus data which I have been managing since four days to view all these tonto dikeh eats fried yam, Bukola saraki in the dock topics when I received a Notification on my phone.

I rushed to quickly check as i had earlier requested an uncle to send me Five thousand naira to my account for myself and my brother to buy some things in school. After almost three months of begging, lobbying and postponement, he finally decided to send the money. This our uncle was quite rich but was very stingy with his money that he hardly eat three square meals a day even though he was rich, everyone knew he loved money than his life .

I got to check the message hurriedly, only to discover it was from MTN. The message read " your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime, Kindly text yes, if no kindly ignore."

I Knew Mtn for their stinginess and closed the message immediately. However as They sent another message that you have one mb left of bonus data, I decided to quit browsing that day till i got the money from my uncle and recharged my phone.

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Pfff Tale of a broke-ass-nigga

heed101:
Bros, modify that place u wrote u got 11k alert. You recharge in 1k series and u shld get the alert in that stream. Pele!

no vex,na special account I day use ..

This is what your story looks like.. So unimportant. Class captain pls be responsible for ones in ur life.

naijaboiy:
So you never still tell us wetin MTN do you?

yung dude u r crazy mennn ..d tin tyre me

udysweet:
Thot firstbank credit tin is *894# ? Mak una tellme weda I wrong o. But I've seen sm1 wit smtn similar to dis thread,before?
Anyway nice try sir,pele o.and by d way u use styled paint calabar babe in a bad light o. Next time don't be greedy,lol

*302*amount# is for zenith bank
And *737*amount# for gtbank

Take note before dem use you shine

OkparaJesus:
This is what your story looks like.. So unimportant. Class captain pls be responsible for ones in ur life.

Went through your posts and saw a post where u boldly stated that u allowed an homosexual bleed to death....Now tell me who is irresponsible ..I have screenshotted it .

LaraiBoluwaji:

How is this related to MTN??

Overkill. It is also very disrespectful to your parents.

this is Fiction, not about me ma..its a fictional work Maybe u didn't read d name of the character . His name is " Boo Osin"..thanks

LaraiBoluwaji:

I still don't see how this relates to how MTN taught you the lesson of your life.

am not true with the story ma,pls calm down

uselessgoat:



I want u in my life

diddydiva wont want a useless goat in her life. jus sayin

LaraiBoluwaji:

How is this related to MTN?? Is this supposed to be funny?

Overkill, not to mention very disrespectful to your parents.

Its a work of fiction. That much should be obvious. The OP is a crude writer but he is talented.

happykidArotiba:
diddydiva wont want a useless goat in her life. jus sayin

what is ur bizness? na u be diddyydiva

. Funny story but a lot of digressions at the tail end.

Con man conned!

Beats my imagination how this kinda story makes it to fp....

Guy, your story is funny but having read it to the end, I'm quite disappointed. This post should have ended after you discovered your mistake and called customer care.
Jokes should end at the funniest part. When you spoke to customer care threatening to commit suicide was the funniest part. And that's the END for me.