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10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by joshadedapo(m): 11:04pm On Oct 02, 2015
1) 16 Missed Calls? "You Killed My Battery So
You're Capable Of Killing Me" It's Over!!!

2) How come mosquito is biting me and not
biting you? I smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!!!

3) You don't even respect me, I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's over!!!

4.) So now you are drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go and find him
because it's over between us.

5) So Beyonce's "Drunk in Love" is your caller
tune?I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.

6) I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. Its Over!!!

7) Why are you using Broom to sweep my room
when you know I support PDP? It's over!!!

cool You are always abbreviating the words in your
texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's
OVER!!!

9) I told you I love my food hot but you refused
to warm the ice cream. You don't care about
me. It's over!!!

10) You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on
God, then who am I? Pack your things. its over!!!

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Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by Nobody: 11:10pm On Oct 02, 2015
Lollll

your tin too open,pack ur tinx,alelecheesycheesy

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Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by Eniqurl(f): 11:13pm On Oct 02, 2015
Ohk
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by Paschal001: 11:18pm On Oct 02, 2015
Lol
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by Scatterscatter(m): 11:28pm On Oct 02, 2015
Loolz, nice one. Can you please forward it to dizeani, I think she needs it now.




SCATTERSCATTER DON COME BACK AGAIN
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by AdeniyiA(m): 11:38pm On Oct 02, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Lollll

your tin too open,pack ur tinx,alelecheesycheesy
You mean him don tell you this before ... smiley
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by xamuel17(m): 11:44pm On Oct 02, 2015
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Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by doublewisdom: 11:55pm On Oct 02, 2015
grin cheesy grin. No 3 na die!
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by ladygudhead(f): 11:55pm On Oct 02, 2015
lol. nmb 3 & 8
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by themonk(m): 12:04am On Oct 03, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Lollll


your tin too open,pack ur tinx,alelecheesycheesy
Your Eiffel tower is too big, do u want to kill me?
Its over!!!
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by Nobody: 1:51am On Oct 03, 2015
Nnbv
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by nastir(f): 2:42am On Oct 03, 2015
La so ooh.... Lol
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by joshadedapo(m): 8:25am On Oct 03, 2015
Scatterscatter:
Loolz, nice one. Can you please forward it to dizeani, I think she needs it now.




SCATTERSCATTER DON COME BACK AGAIN

Cc Dizeani
Cc Lalasticlala
cheesy
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by Sammypedro18(m): 10:46am On Oct 03, 2015
So Dieziani is ur role model,its over between us,if yu can cheer a thief, yu can steal my future from me
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by eniigmar(m): 2:29pm On Oct 03, 2015
grin LOL grin
Re: 10 Funny And Silly Reasons To Break Up...lol... by DeHero1: 4:34pm On Oct 03, 2015
You're supposed to be watching me while I'm watching film... it's OVER!

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