Amusing

Yes

ardeks:
space booker

Lol.. i sight u
. . U don sub abi

dang

She try self!! Lolz

I can't read that...

She mistakenly wrote qualification where she meant to write hobby.

Attending seminar, man o war etc as detailed on that piece of CV are shallow and can't land her any job.

MissIndependent:
Gerarahia mehn Shi*t

In Igbo............... si eba puo

Paulpaulpaul:
@op, people collect certificate of attendance oh, you better know your own. There are people that couldn't make it, I mean clear their spill-over till their time elapsed. Those are offered certificate of attendance.

I'm not talking about third class or pass, but certificate of attendance.

Can you employ some that can even get a pass grade out of school? Can you?

When you ve taken clear pictures of the c.v and cut the story short invite me to cm back and comment

MissIndependent:
You never see anything. I saw a CV a guy wrote Health Status: Physically fit.


Yes this guy is a graduate of one of these schools U.I, O.A.U, UNN, UNIBEN and UNILAG. I was so disappointed.

even if u mention the sch, we can't know the guy n the guy cannot know likewise. fear fear...na ur bf?

Doesn't she have a template

MissIndependent:
You never see anything. I saw a CV a guy wrote Health Status: Physically fit.


Yes this guy is a graduate of one of these schools U.I, O.A.U, UNN, UNIBEN and UNILAG. I was so disappointed.

Lol...first generation indeed! Some of the first generational fools will often come here telling us how they are more employable than Private Uni graduates. Wake up! This is 21st century.

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check that car out and thank me later

WeedSeller:
Plp like her went to school for fun;she definateli had no idea bout c.v bfor graduating..If you r a serious fellow;i tink even before graduating u should v practise a c.v writing tym to tym..Showing knowledgable plp to help out#

People like you went to school to sell weed.Take off the beam in your own eyes first.

Aspiregreat:



People like you went to school to sell weed.Take off the beam in your own eyes first.

. See dude;quoting me just to get likes is callow..#Peace#

WeedSeller:
. See dude;quoting me just to get likes is callow..#Peace#

I care less for 'likes'.I care more for truth.

#Peace

Abeg leave her since an Prof adviced her! leave her! you be Prof! You sabi book pass Prof! http://www.bummyla.com

Aspiregreat:


I care less for 'likes'.I care more for truth.
#Peace

Ok man'muzzle dis up..#







Let go !

Paulpaulpaul:
@op, people collect certificate of attendance oh, you better know your own. There are people that couldn't make it, I mean clear their spill-over till their time elapsed. Those are offered certificate of attendance.

I'm not talking about third class or pass, but certificate of attendance.

yeah! You are 100% correct.

To think that OP does not know it himself. That means we learn daily.


The girl self funny, so a lecturer cannot make mistake if na lecturer write am na direct from queen mentality. Well, I no blame her sha, what do you expect from someone who can only get a certificate of attendance after maybe 6years.

The then young Senator Barack Obama of Illinois was asked to name his foreign policy experience,during 2008 presidential election,he said he has travelled to Kenya and Indonesia as a kid-people mocked him. guess what happened? He is the President Barack Obama of the United State. Note- I don't dig your style of putting others down.

I no fit shout

onismate:
One of the major problems we are facing in this country is unemployment. So many big Business tycoons had come out to say, “Not that the job is not available only that many of our graduates are not employable.” “Such a statement, but you can’t blame them because so many young people don’t have the necessary skills. I am not mocking anyone because me too, I be graduate. I went through a C.V a lady was sending to a big company for job. I am not perfect but going through that C.V, I wasn’t satisfied. I tried to help but she was still claiming that she was right and infact it was a lecturer that gave her the format. Where I had a problem with her C.V was where she had “Certificate of Attendance” as a qualification. My beloved people, shey ‘certificate of attendance’ na qualification? ‘Certificate of participation’ na qualification? I tried to help her with it but she no gree. She said that it was a lecturer that gave her that format, and that I should leave it that way. What I know, anyone can attend a church or any event and still claim to have certificate of attendance.

Below is the photo of the C.V. though I had to cover her name and some other things. If am wrong correct me.

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1039-here-is-a-funny-c-v-written-by-a-nigerian-female-seeking-for-a-job-in-a-big-company

@op for instance if you attend a seminar or a workshop in building your career and you feel that it may be an area of interest for your employer how do you show that? What proof do you have that you in did acquired that knowledge?
One thing I know is that resume is a unique thing to the author is all about packaging. So one should not use subjective view in assessing a cv

Abeg make she write all, make A4 fit full. And let the employer decide !!!!
If after many trials, she no get job. She go revisit that CV !!!!

WeedSeller:
Plp like her went to school for fun;she definateli had no idea bout c.v bfor graduating..If you r a serious fellow;i tink even before graduating u should v practise a c.v writing tym to tym..Showing knowledgable plp to help out#

It's ''definitely ''..why not remove the log from your eyes before removing the speck from the other man's eyes.

EveInDGarden: God av mercy

Your moniker tho...

If Eve had to come back to continue what she started then, men are doomed

Abbeyme:


Can you employ some that can even get a pass grade out of school? Can you?

see you, step on some wicked lecturers' toes and see. Some ladies refused to get laid and they had their grades slashed. Maybe you graduated from a private uni

Lachynos2k2:
It's ''definitely ''..why not remove the log from your eyes before removing the speck from the other man's eyes.

Ok;"definAtely" "DefinItely" The Y wasint at d bak cuz of typo error..So muzzle up ya correction..#

WeedSeller:
Plp like her went to school for fun;she definateli had no idea bout c.v bfor graduating..If you r a serious fellow;i tink even before graduating u should v practise a c.v writing tym to tym..Showing knowledgable plp to help out#

Even you no try at all lmao