Alubosa:


Reasons why u need to get to the airport atleast 2hrs before ur departure time.

2 hours at the airport before departure has nothing to do with those guys, they will still ask the stupid questions.
if you arrive airport 2 hours before your flight unless you've checked in online, you may probable miss that flight.

Whoz the chick you came with?

You got it right Bro. The Nigeria airport official precisely immigration and Custome are the most useless immigration and Custome in the world. I guess with buhari on power now hopefully some of them will be sent back to their village to go and be farming because they don't deserve to wear that uniform in the first place.

Ok.
OP, I don't think is dumb or wrong for a security to ask you the content of your bag prior to seeing it. For me, thats in line.
What if you stole the bag?

I'm here to read comment Warriboy, cooboy, dondemex, stewee, honeyad Come share your story oo

Ha!
Pls I want to ask: when coming in, are they strict with luggage check. I would like to show my people some fruits from the other continent. But I hear fruits are not always allowed. Pls who knows about Abuja airport?

[size=16pt]what do you have for me[/size]?
Very important question they never miss this?


Certified Beggers!

NDLEA dey always carry me enter one room pass through one machine. I'm guessing because of my beards if it happens the tenth time wahala go dey for airport

But its a bit normal try going to Europe maybe you have a Muslim name and your going to countries like Hungary or poland ..men their immigration officials will so ask you silly questions


What of UK and you have a Nigerian passport and a first time visitor ...those British immigration dudes can ask silly questions

It's normal anyway

kennygee:


Same here.

At the right time and for the right reason, you will.

You could be living better here than some clowns there.

hmm,make I no worry niyen o,cos you could be right o. 9ja sweet jare

allanphash7:
Op may your brain be bless the more






I almost misbehave the last time i was at MMIA last month when one idiot was asking me where am i going to and asking of my passport



Stuupid set of people full there

not everyone there is stupiid, some has reasons for asking while some overdo it

Pls,what business can someone do with One Million Naira in Lagos State Festac precisely?You advise and information would be highly appreciated.

kennygee:


Same here.

At the right time and for the right reason, you will.

You could be living better here than some clowns there.

u knw what? Your last topic,about Don J and Korede B. Do you knw that am the one who made the pic

my brother na d number 3 question dey annoy me pass.u just v to maintain yr cool sha.

I followed my sister to the mmI in lagos that was going to ukraine for study last month,this was not her first travel .cos she always go and come back.this time she had to go with so many foodstuff cos as a naija student concern,wen we got to the airport ,it was one female immigration officer dat searchd her luggage and was saying that my sister was no suppose to carry dry fish and weavon,dat searching for dry fish and weave on is her job dere.i even ask her dat as a student too u cant carry dat?my brother and sister ,its until we tipped dis idiot 5k dat she allowed us to go o.i just dey shake my head for dis immigration thieves

Please what reason do they have asking silly questions from the travellers even non travellers?




Is Airport not a public place any longer?





Midehi you are falling my hand o

midehi2:

not everyone there is stupiid, some has reasons for asking while some overdo it

kennygee:

Same here.
At the right time and for the right reason, you will.
You could be living better here than some clowns there.

Who are the ”clowns“? Madam STFU you have once seeking for greener pasture elsewhere, stop forming

allanphash7:
Op may your brain be bless the more






I almost misbehave the last time i was at MMIA last month when one idiot was asking me where am i going to and asking of my passport



Stuupid set of people full there

Amen boss

iblaw:
I returned to MMIA from the Uk in March and custom officer after checking my luggage asked me "Dont you have any leftover dollar with you", i just zip my bag and walked away.

Those guys are a disgrace to this nation

yeye pple.

bayocanny:

Who are the ”clowns“?
Madam STFU you have once seeking for greener pasture elsewhere, stop forming

.

hhaha

Republlican:
It depends on so many factors

Your dress sense always dress well then less question

If you are a guy shave


A girls make a good hair


Cut your nails and learn to snub in case they ask a stupid question.

nice one

emmanuel596:
They once asked me of the size of my dick

go to Joke section



here isnt for kids pls..

mostyg:


You for embarrass them with #100 note

There mouth don wide
They won't take 100#

tonychristopher:


This the worst I hate..I have confronted one at the airport ..one daft custom man collected my passport he looked at it and asked me where am I coming from.? I looked at him in a sarcastic manner and I told him ...oga you are with my passport and you are seeing you the visa and exit stamp of the country and you still ask me this question


He then ask if I had chocolate for him....I just told him is for my kids


It can be irritating

I wait for them again next week

hehehehe

livinbygrace:
Pls,what business can someone do with One Million Naira in Lagos State Festac precisely?You advise and information would be highly appreciated.

For you to be successful in any business you have to know it and learn it. You just don't jump into it...try it and get your fingers burnt


The question is what do you have passion for ? Turn it to money making venture



But you can neve r be wrong with necessities of life

Food business
Shelter
Clothing
Sexual business



Just think what you have passion for

I remember last time i travelled to one African country. The immigration officials were claiming the BTA is 300 dollar. And it was my company sponsoring my tour. I had to give them 5k to allow me pass.

These people are soiling the gud name of this country.

ocee31:
NDLEA dey always carry me enter one room pass through one machine. I'm guessing because of my beards if it happens the tenth time wahala go dey for airport

pictures of ur beards or adonbelieveit