Chillisauce:
[size=16pt]what do you have for me[/size]?
Very important question they never miss this?


Certified Beggers!

sexydivaomalich:
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l agree, l think from her profile she wanted to travel to Costa Rica b4, maybe the visa no get head , hence her reaction on this thread....lmao

Teeboy22:
8. Where do you work?

This one, you must surely hear several times if you use the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja. It is almost like the go-to question for attendants. When I hear this question, often I wonder “are there offices whose employees are not allowed to leave the country?” Or has the law blacklisted employees of some companies from travelling? Your answer to this question is usually followed by “show me you ID card.” I once asked an attendant who claimed to be working for the drug law enforcement agency why this mattered to them, and he said drug traffickers would be inconsistent. I perceived his answer as lame. Anyone can claim an office and forge its ID. What if a traveller is unemployed? Would you stop her?




Have you been profiled in any airport across the world? Share your experience


cc: justwise ,lalasticlala, bigfrancis21, seun ,disguy.samhay

bayocanny:

Haha correct girl you be, imagine of all country in the world, Costa Rica
They kick her fu.king ass

samhay:
Opened my luggage for immigration dey checked, asked me to drop somtin, I opened wallet straight

"Oga, owo mi wa ninu account oo, emo pe cashless policy Lan nlo"
Mean

Oga my cash dey my acct since we operate cashless policy.

I. O : #Ordering his junior
Wo oya carry dat beans and gv him his bag.

I turned everything to prank from here.

I. O: Carry ur baggage comot my from. It's too early to start like dis. #IEscaped.


Went to tag my bag, a lady filled my form finish filling my form, asked for money. I told her same. She vex. She don do am, I no care, I comot.
#IEscaped

Went to departure, @d entrance, d officer collected my passport, see me as 1st timer.
Asked for money. D same excuse, he wan turn am up, 1 rich man putting on agbada came behind me, he faced him immediately seeing a good means to make money, he passed me.

Walked down to abt 3sets of immigration without much stress, no problem.

I was directed to a table at the extreme end with 3senior officers sitting.

Demmzy15:


To your father mother father's house!



When Jesus returns!



Osogbo Weed!



Yh, I told you earlier. I'm on Oshogbo leaves!



Biafran mosquitoes!



Do you smoke Oshogbo leaves too? How can you be asking me "are you back" When I'm not even gone!



Muri metá

Feranmicharles:
Still hoping to be asked these questions,cos I've never been outta my nation b4

Michellla:

grins.this was too funny

iblaw:
I returned to MMIA from the Uk in March and custom officer after checking my luggage asked me "Dont you have any leftover dollar with you", i just zip my bag and walked away.

Those guys are a disgrace to this nation

Teeboy22:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/features-and-interviews/187267-eight-annoying-questions-nigerian-airport-officials-ask-international-travellers.html


Travelling out of Nigeria can be herculean. Sometimes, not because you’ve got your documentation wrong, but the silly profiling officials at the airport try to make you go through at every desk. Everyone you meet turns himself into some sort of detective profiling you for drugs or terrorism, or just to strike a conversation upon which you would be asked to tip them. Because travellers are usually pressed for time, one tries to avoid confrontations that would cause delays on any counter. Workers at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja are particularly notorious for these, subjecting travellers to annoying profiling.

At the Abuja airport, there is no clear distinction of roles for officials. The attendant who would screen your bag asks you almost the same set of questions as the one who would screen your passport or frisk you before you enter the departure lounge. It appears it is every official’s job to collect information from the traveller.

Here are some of the most common silly questions I have been asked repeatedly, especially in Abuja. Most times, these attendants ask these question with a seriousness that instantly convinces you of the genuineness and the right to know. I really do not see the reason for most of these questions. I am usually amused when I hear some of them.


1. Where are you going to?
I suppose every traveller using the airport has a destination written on their ticket or other travel documents. If the final destination of a traveller has any use for airport attendants, why don’t they just go ahead and ask for tickets or boarding passes?
Sometimes you even get this question after you have handed in your travel documents. The funny thing with this question is that the officials asking do not intend to document the answers in any way; and if a traveller gives the wrong answer, they never bother to crosscheck. Maybe they ask so as to break the ice with you.

Mufasa27:

Dollars ?? I thought you said you just returned from the U.K

agarawu23:


They will only ask these question if you are traveling with a virgin passport. Once they see your passport with many stamps, the question will reduce..

Two months ago, one guy in the airport was trying to play me but I didn't say anything. Where to? Who are you going with? What's in your bag? Are you a student or worker ? ( he then stretch his hand demanding for my passport, when he opened it, he was like "eleyi ti pe loko o " meaning "this one don tey for farm o" facing his co workers ) I cant laugh because I pretended as if I didn't heard what he was saying . he just gave me my passport sharp sharp. I was like werey, shishi I know get

tosyne2much:
AMEN

kennygee:


Same here.

At the right time and for the right reason, you will.

You could be living better here than some clowns there.

Lucasbalo:
Nigerians and their inborn hatred for others. Why calling some people clowns because they live outside the country. That's not ladylike especially for someone asking about Costa Rica visa. My wife and I have been to C/R thrice on vacation and there is nothing more to your paradise on earth.