Conversation between father,
daughter and in-law to be:
Daughter:- ekule bami, how is
everybody in the village?
Father:- welcome my daughter,
everybody are fine in the village.
how was your trip?
Daughter:- my trip was fine sir.
Father:- who is this gentleman
beside you
Daughter:- (smile) daddy, as we
have discussed earlier on phone,
he is my fiancée his name is
Aremu
Father: omo mi (my son) you're
welcome. How is everything?
Fiancée: I am doing fine sir. E se
pupo
Father: my daughter, you're so
lucky to have this handsome as
my in-law to be.
Daughter: thank you baami
Father: your fiancée is from
which town?
Daughter: (smile) my fiancée is
from Iragbiji town.
Father: is iragbiji town under
Lagos state?
Daughter: o ti oooo, iragbiji town
is under Osun state.
Father: Osun what! OK, which
work is he doing?
Daughter: daddy my husband is a
civil servant in Oshogbo
Father: (with annoyance) civil
servant ke ? Rara ooooo. You
cannot marry him oooooo
Daughter: but daddy why?
Father: (facing the husband to
be) wo Tunde abi kini oruko re.
You cannot marry my daughter.
Fiancée: daddy, what is the
matter? I love your daughter
Father: wo dont even talk about
love.
Fiancée: but..... but....cut inn
Father : don't but me your state
governor is owing 7-8 month
salary and you're thinking of
marrying my daughter.
NO! Over my dead body. Maa pa
omo fun mi ( don't let my
daughter die of hunger)
Daughter: (crying & weeping) no
daddy noooooo
Father: wo Iwo ntie, o ti ni oko.
Go and marry from state where
they don't owe workers. Lagos
state, Borno state
etc. You can even manage Ondo
state. They're only owing 3
months.

Too long.....you could have typed this 'funny' 'joke' in 5 lines or less quote author=Nawtiblayse post=38685347]Conversation between father,
daughter and in-law to be:
Daughter:- ekule bami, how is
everybody in the village?
Father:- welcome my daughter,
everybody are fine in the village.
how was your trip?
Daughter:- my trip was fine sir.
Father:- who is this gentleman
beside you
Daughter:- (smile) daddy, as we
have discussed earlier on phone,
he is my fiancée his name is
Aremu
Father: omo mi (my son) you're
welcome. How is everything?
Fiancée: I am doing fine sir. E se
pupo
Father: my daughter, you're so
lucky to have this handsome as
my in-law to be.
Daughter: thank you baami
Father: your fiancée is from
which town?
Daughter: (smile) my fiancée is
from Iragbiji town.
Father: is iragbiji town under
Lagos state?
Daughter: o ti oooo, iragbiji town
is under Osun state.
Father: Osun what! OK, which
work is he doing?
Daughter: daddy my husband is a
civil servant in Oshogbo
Father: (with annoyance) civil
servant ke ? Rara ooooo. You
cannot marry him oooooo
Daughter: but daddy why?
Father: (facing the husband to
be) wo Tunde abi kini oruko re.
You cannot marry my daughter.
Fiancée: daddy, what is the
matter? I love your daughter
Father: wo dont even talk about
love.
Fiancée: but..... but....cut inn
Father : don't but me your state
governor is owing 7-8 month
salary and you're thinking of
marrying my daughter.
NO! Over my dead body. Maa pa
omo fun mi ( don't let my
daughter die of hunger)
Daughter: (crying & weeping) no
daddy noooooo
Father: wo Iwo ntie, o ti ni oko.
Go and marry from state where
they don't owe workers. Lagos
state, Borno state
etc. You can even manage Ondo
state. They're only owing 3
months.[/quote]