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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by OkwuruOKARISIA(m): 11:24pm On Oct 21, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Announcement -

If you Want your moniker to feature in my next stories abeg PM me. I .need a lot of monikers for my next story.. holla thru pm for your moniker / username to feature ..bless
so wat are waiting for....OKWURUOKARISIA is available for u
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by shona2487(f): 11:28pm On Oct 21, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin Omg! My ribs ache
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Austin4luvun: 11:29pm On Oct 21, 2015
Lover boy u try o! Abeg try kill ur sef den tel God d rest wen u reach heaven
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 11:29pm On Oct 21, 2015
OkwuruOKARISIA:
so wat are waiting for....OKWURUOKARISIA is available for u

Waka pass 5k
Character way go soon die 2k
Character way no go talk 1k ..
Character wey get scoi scoi 5h

choose "" lol
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 11:31pm On Oct 21, 2015
shona2487:
grin grin grin grin grin Omg! My ribs ache

Easy o sweetie "..I can't be here and be allowing your ribs to ache.when no be say my Reflex action don weak
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 11:36pm On Oct 21, 2015
tchiwinnie:
OP stands for Original Poster
thank you jare! Cc nko! Lik Cc lalasticlala Cc Ishiluv etc
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by bukatee2015(m): 11:40pm On Oct 21, 2015
Ishi gi dere
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Jeffy1206(m): 11:48pm On Oct 21, 2015
Been reading for the past 1 hour grin grin

Waiting......
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by daveP(m): 12:14am On Oct 22, 2015
Words that made me shake with grin

Brown as sand
Dirty cottons
Gaithoring


we began usain bolting(when will you begin ludacrising)

How person go build kitchen face bedroom?


He is about to display oo

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by dacovajnr: 12:35am On Oct 22, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Announcement -

If you Want your moniker to feature in my next stories abeg PM me. I .need a lot of monikers for my next story.. holla thru pm for your moniker / username to feature ..bless
Sure Dacovasjnr is @ your service baami..loving your Story..can't imagine myself laughing out loud in d mid-night lyk a pshyco! grin
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Jetjacky(m): 1:27am On Oct 22, 2015
123CarZ:
Hahahahaha sooo hilrz

U come lag to tear kpekuss.....tear race instead wt ur 2nd half legs.

Chai! Boo, u don sofa no b small
. Lollest grin grin
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by SmartMugu: 1:51am On Oct 22, 2015
Omotolu:
Seriously,it's good they retain you in the psychiatric hospital. You use 20 lines to dish out junks, only to conclude your meaningless story with just 3 lines. I don't blame you. I blame Nigeria for rendering her youth worthless.
Have you thought for once if this story could only come from a person blessed with an ability to be creative? Did you read it all the way?

If you read it all the way, have you thought of ever writing something anyone would bother reading to the end? If not, then you need to respect people that did, because it means they are more creative than you. Don't criticize someone that came up with something that entertained most people when you have no proof you could have done anything better than his work.

The story is ClassCaptain's handiwork, without him you wouldn't have even seen it, let's respect that.

Unfortunately, it's your fault you don't understand creativity in humans, don't blame anything on Nigeria or Buhari.

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by wytecat: 3:05am On Oct 22, 2015
This your story will land hundreds more people to keep your company as everyone reading here are laughing their heads off!

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 6:58am On Oct 22, 2015
blesoh:
Hahahahaha episode 36 got me rolling on d floor,so funny

hope say no be on top concrete floor u roll??
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by blesoh(f): 6:59am On Oct 22, 2015
ClassCaptain:

hope say no be on top concrete floor u roll??
no na DH body i roll oh lol

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 7:01am On Oct 22, 2015
blesoh:
no na DH body i roll oh lol
Tor grin
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by jayriginal: 7:04am On Oct 22, 2015
LaraiBoluwaji:

Huh?

Its the same guy that wrote that Mtn story.

That's why I called you.
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ceeceeuwa: 8:14am On Oct 22, 2015
ClassCaptain:

Episode 1 ( The problem )

As as single guy at 22 years old wey no get any
previous serious relationship or engagements with any lady before, na every platform wey i fit use get a girl na hin i day explore.,Twitter,Facebook,badoo,Nairaland and boku dating sites.

I bin get everything wey man suppose get. Finacially stable ( small sha) ,Tall, deliciously handsome and breathtaking with 6 packs ,light in complexion as i con add pink lips join with a perfect gap tooth..i get Davido dimple,kiss Daniel lips,iyanya's body.wizkid Skin ,Lynnx height and Korede bello eyes.

But every of my attempt to get a girl in a Serious relationship no dey comot well.Some of dem go end up putting me for friendzone. Different kind of zones.Some recharge card zone, some come and help us check the Generator" Zone, some na "what time is the lecture " Zone,and many more zone wey dem bin they put me.Infact i bin don turn zonal officer for dem girls hand.

I be day think say this dis thing na Spiritual and don dey plan just date any girl wey i see next,whether na olosho or not, i no care.. At 22,I never get girl wey go day call me "honey pie" , sweetie" yoghurt and all dese names wey fit give person diabetes.Even if my boo get a boo,right now..I no send..
I like your sense of humour

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ceeceeuwa: 8:57am On Oct 22, 2015
ClassCaptain:
The Discovery ..

Episode 22

The environment was nothing like she told about ..My house in ilorin was 10 times better this..Everywhere was stuffy,Music blaring ,smokes ,people Drinking.

Be careful there "" u dont want to fall and break your teeth "" she said pulling a joke..

" i tried to laugh " ..am gonna break dat your own brown teeth instead .slowpoke.

" Where are we" i summoned courage to ask"

" Ojuelegba" dont worry we are still going to explore round Lagos today. .I know u have never been here before .""she said..

Ehn. U still havent explain how this happened ?? She asked referring to my appearance.

Lets settle down first "" i said as we procceded.


So we got to an unpainted and unplastered half completed house.. ..i took to time to check out the environment !! Am i dreaming.. i saw a " PO full of shit right at the entrance. " outside ,slippers scattered all over" ,dirty rags littered all over the veranda. The house looked like it has been abandoned for years with torn window nets and all.

" all dis my neighbour's Children eh "
" see dis one used po and drop it here " she said.

I didnt utter a word,she brought out her key, and tried to open the door but it seems someone was already inside.

" ha whos there"
" Mummy oyoyo mummy oyoyo,a little boy ran in from inside of the house in his school uniform.
See as you dey make me laugh insiide bus people come dey look me.

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by serendipityF: 9:16am On Oct 22, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
And dis same 2go fetched me unlimited pussies years back wen 2go was stil invoke. na me cum even tire sef.

one man's meat is another man's poison.

Anyway,..take heart op!

In Vogue
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by abimbawealth(f): 9:37am On Oct 22, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

nah. why wud i be offended wit u? despite all those temptin nd succulent lookin ..... in front of u. i nor dey fear?

Smh
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 9:43am On Oct 22, 2015
ceeceeuwa:
See as you dey make me laugh insiide bus people come dey look me.
easy Oo boss ...make dem no carry u pass bustop
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by AnotherBoss(m): 9:53am On Oct 22, 2015
Class captain u don make metro charge me becos I dey drive the refresh my page forget say metro dey my back.,lol.way d part two nah.
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ceeceeuwa: 9:56am On Oct 22, 2015
ClassCaptain:


easy Oo boss ...make dem no carry u pass bustop
I don almost forget my change with conductor self grin
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 10:00am On Oct 22, 2015
AnotherBoss:
Class captain u don make metro charge me becos I dey drive the refresh my page forget say metro dey my back.,lol.way d part two nah.

lol.
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by jacoik(m): 10:12am On Oct 22, 2015
ClassCaptain:

Episode 1 ( The problem )

As as single guy at 22 years old wey no get any
previous serious relationship or engagements with any lady before, na every platform wey i fit use get a girl na hin i day explore.,Twitter,Facebook,badoo,Nairaland and boku dating sites.

I bin get everything wey man suppose get. Finacially stable ( small sha) ,Tall, deliciously handsome and breathtaking with 6 packs ,light in complexion as i con add pink lips join with a perfect gap tooth..i get Davido dimple,kiss Daniel lips,iyanya's body.wizkid Skin ,Lynnx height and Korede bello eyes.

But every of my attempt to get a girl in a Serious relationship no dey comot well.Some of dem go end up putting me for friendzone. Different kind of zones.Some recharge card zone, some come and help us check the Generator" Zone, some na "what time is the lecture " Zone,and many more zone wey dem bin they put me.Infact i bin don turn zonal officer for dem girls hand.

I be day think say this dis thing na Spiritual and don dey plan just date any girl wey i see next,whether na olosho or not, i no care.. At 22,I never get girl wey go day call me "honey pie" , sweetie" yoghurt and all dese names wey fit give person diabetes.Even if my boo get a boo,right now..I no send..
lolhahaha I swear dis guy u dey maddddd!!! see as u mk me nw laff inside bus, one Yoruba Wman wey dey my side come dey ask conductor weda him carry person wet dem discharged from psyco home

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by gymer(m): 10:43am On Oct 22, 2015
Classcaptain, your story wan cost me my job o as I dey laf don forget say I dey office and that I have deliverables for 11am.
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by laclass(m): 10:54am On Oct 22, 2015
Lov ur story bro .av bin laffing my ass out here
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by tchiwinnie: 11:19am On Oct 22, 2015
Iamoluwaslim:
thank you jare! Cc nko! Lik Cc lalasticlala Cc Ishiluv etc
Uwcm. Cc literally means 'carbon copy'. Used to draw sm1's attention to a post. Also used wen sending email to more dan one person.

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