desmondDessi:

Ur boyfriend house or is it the bathroom?

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Mine was one certain night I was reading in a large class of about 500 capacity known as D'block in Michael Okpara Fed. University Umudike, suddenly 3 girls entered, sat on d seat in front of me and one of them started sleeping. she slept for about 1hour, all of a sudden we heard a loud sound 4rm d seat where d 3 girls were sitting 'booooo! booooo!! boooo!!!' Everybody started laughing, one of d 2 girls that were awake woke d one sleeping but she couldn't raise her head because she was shy. After some minutes when everywhere was calm she sneaked a piece of paper to me. she wrote in d paper, "Am sorry to embarrass u, pls 4give me" and I replied her on d same paper "don't bother, but don't do it again". She read my reply, covered her face and ran out of d class. that was d end of her reading/sleeping that night. After that night I asked my self, Does it mean all these fine ladies do fart? lolssssssss

chesm:
are u in mouau?

Xup Babe. I'll be coming 2 umuahia tomorrow or next, can I have ur contacts so we can hook up

ITbomb:
Looking good

I remember when we were like 5 to a corner with a bunk. What you needed was just a place to keep your things and take bath in the morning, at night you go to the class and sleep.
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so i guess u'v graduated na. U should have tried Hostel E. I heard tis is d best after NDDC. Tho' i'm staying off kay sha(eziobodo)

My guy wey go night class the day to thermodynamics exam.him read, read,read. As im come back house for morning, im say make im sleep small come set alarm. him no know say na 10pm instead of 10am im set the alarm for 11:30am exam.alarm no come ring, na so im sleep till 1pm. When im wake up im dey hear how exam hard from others, how dem seize exam sheets and how dem repeat 2 questions from last year

sheddo619:
did u apply for D.e or presently in HND

I finished my ond 06 and hnd 09 pgd 13

adamdbt:

I finished my ond 06 and hnd 09 pgd 13

ah ah weldon sir

bjbukzy:
i sure say ma oau u go

lol bloody Awo boys.

suyamasta:
I remember back then in KSU wey i sleep wake up my phone no dey my hand again i think say na joke! I asked one of my friends around me to give me my phone abeg b4 i know reality dawn on me o! it wasnt funny that night oo,
I miss my undergrad days night class was fun in KSU! From the readers to the Laptop clans to the lovey dovey people dem!

we sttill dey flex KSU o

omusiliyu:
Those that normally came to distract the readers by chanting "Iwe nlemi oooo" (book is pursuing me ooo) and running up and down.

Awoite

omusiliyu:
Those that normally came to distract the readers by chanting "Iwe nlemi oooo" (book is pursuing me ooo) and running up and down.

dat is the dekoites...greatest dekoites! Greatest futarian

Never did.. I have no tale to tell# although a friend of mine once told me he went for night class, with the hope of finishing up some topics because he had exams the following morning... But this friend of mine just went for a dozing spree till the following day#he was mad at himself

Lols, i cn rememba wen a young boy woke up frm posibly a horror drm nd jumpd dwn Ofrima building @ Uniport (2nd floor).. Hahahaha,, it ws frm his fathers house!!

All Kwara poly Nairalander go sabi IBAS complex for LR 13 wen you go see say candle wax don melt person book together with her scarf. Anoder tin wey de happen dia b say for dose days you go jst see Big Broz (cult) guyz kum de tax you people or make dem bring basket kum de tell you make you de contribute your phone... No phone you go chop good 10 Igbati oloyi.... Gone are dose days

When I first got admission into FUTA. I dhu hia dat u can get 1st class by going to night class so during my 100-200 I always go to CCE building /ETF to get... I live ohm ny 8am go see my new gf @ jibowu till 10pm from den I read till 12 or 1am..from den I start singing westlife nd tuface songs to my gf den...by 3am I see her off back to her hostel... By then am tired...but when my result is out @ 100lv l its was still gud but by but 200lvl oh boi ma result dropped even my gf own rise... I later discover dat bfor I com mark my register in jibowu den d would av read ahead n kip telling me to sing n sing n hang out... As soon as I see my cgpa @ 200lvl was below 2.5...I was ashmed n just stay in my room and invite my friend to com n read with me by 300lvl my gp was d best en was on 4.21 ...since I neva step night class again

I remembered LT1 IN unilorin when every where was silent around 1am, people busy reading and jacking . Suddenly we heard a stainless plate rolling down the steps with noise . Guess a student purposely throw it. Everybody was just laughing. Chaiiii,I miss Unilorin. From LT1 to LT2, SLT,AGRIC,ELT. ,bch class. . Gone are those days . Wish I could rewind some time but pls not during exam . Exam for unilorin na die . ... Great chemistry department .

Can forget dat night a guy was reading in the cafetarian, all of a sudden he dozed off with his head bent on the table, not satisfied he decided to lay down on the long long sit after a while we heard someone fall to the ground, lol and behold it was my guy see laff.He stoodup and prentended nothing has happened went back to his sleeping position less than 5mins he fell off the bench again,this time he packed his things straight to the hostel #advise ifyoucant read @ night jst stay your room enjoy sleep #UJ

treachiz:
Share your experience in night classes.. Either personal or witnessd.
Mine was a scenerio i witnessd in school ( university of Portharcourt) were a young man/boy came to a class i was reading oo, he droped his bag, brought out a book nd off he went. He slept till the next day! Then he picked up his bag and went back to d hostel... Hahahahah, it was a funny scene.

You can add up our own here!...

lol...which of the classes? Ofrima, Ps classes, Ps hall, Basic building, E.t.f, New lecture halls, Clinicals or na those classes for Choba campus. UNIQUE UNIPORT.

uncutz:
Night class bi ti bo?

Finishing with 4.46 CGPA was quite painful. Perhaps if I had tried night classes I might have finished with 4.50. I have no regrets today running my own company. Owo ni koko joor.

Good one, what did u study n what r u doing now?

ITbomb:
Looking good

I remember when we were like 5 to a corner with a bunk. What you needed was just a place to keep your things and take bath in the morning, at night you go to the class and sleep.
Rep RM110 Hostel D FUTO

Website that tells you exactly how old you look. No long story

You be boy for hostel D FUTO?
I just dy watch you!!!

guy when ps4 enter market? so u stay for school from 2004 to 2013?

I was in class one night and this girl I usually see but had never said a word to was sitting right next to me; suddenly NEPA struck so I was looking around for my stuff when my hand accidentally brushed hers, few seconds later I felt a hand on my kini and before you could say 'ki lo n sele' I was getting the best head of my life....greatest Ife law peeps Will relate

Hilarious posts, laughed so hard reading most of them.

mine was during n YR 2, I went to night class with my friend in a place called CCE, he asked me to wake him up after 2hrs, we haven't started reading sef, so wen that time reached, I did his wish but he slept back, so I left him to sleep very well by 3:30am I went back to my room, he was still sleeping in class, then in d morning during class, he told me "guy u bad oooo. Na lecturer wake me up from sleep this morning by 9:00am. d students don lafe tire"

RickRichards:
Funny. Never went to night class. I preferred to read alone in the comfort of my room. 'Cos that's the only place I can use my imagination without looking crazy.

Well, mine happened in a bank:

Okay, naso I go bank today o. I come sit down for reception area.

But I still don't get it. Why did I punch him when he mentioned dechandel? Help me out, fellow nairalanders. The question's been giving me migraines.

*stands up from front sit and clears throat...sings/shouts in a loud voice*

...this is super story! super story!! super storeeeeey!!! this is super story...

*sits back quietly, brings out groundnut and zobo from inner pocket...*

ITbomb:
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I remember when we were like 5 to a corner with a bunk. What you needed was just a place to keep your things and take bath in the morning, at night you go to the class and sleep.
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my dear, no be small thing we see for futo oo

Chanzy1:


You be boy for hostel D FUTO?
I just dy watch you!!!

When boys shared hostel with girls in Hostel D, you were still preparing for JSSCE

One night @uniport night class then, we were all reading quietly, i was by the window staring outside, one guy with huge physique & very deep voice walking behind another guy, probably noticed he was terrifed & shouted "dont run! Dont run!" wt a loud deep voice. All of a sudden everybody inside the classroom started jumping window & running, even those in the other classes joined.. Even me wey clearly know what happened had to join & run.. Incase o, come see even babes jumping window & running

Glocal1:
Good one, what did u study n what r u doing now?

Economics at first degree

I am an M&E consultant

ddugeri:

ahh broda u can lie sha....na una type d manage finish wit 1.3

People judge others through their spectacles. Besides I have nothing doing with my brain than to use it to study back then. There were no mobile phones and nay, smartphone when I was an undergrad. I was just 22 when I finished off in 1997. No thanks to Babagida must go sit at home break and thereafter Abacha must go.

I understand your frustrations. Do away with girls now... When you are successful, they will chase you. Do away with PSGs...golf club awaits you too.

Cheers

Haryohdeji:
dat is the dekoites...greatest dekoites! Greatest futarian

Great

dis Administration of mr body language is sorry,i saw it frm abinitio,c d thieves way day his ministerial list. chei chei