Naija pippu, rapture don reach una side...

Jumping-rapture

ikorodureporta:


Naija pippu, rapture don reach una side...

One post said it is 12midnight today. As this one's don go maybe nah 2nd batch I go enter.

These are being tortured.

FriedPlantain:


where do you get these your gifs from, Madcow?

And how do you seem to always pull the right ones out so quickly....... Do you have some sorta bank where you save them or something?

I believe you should be more concerned about making heaven than gifs

This place is beautiful and at the gate you're given a brand new iphone infinity autographed by Steve Jobs himself plus FREE wi-fi.

hahn:


I believe you should be more concerned about making heaven than gifs

This place is beautiful and at the gate you're given a brand new iphone infinity autographed by Steve Jobs himself plus FREE wi-fi.

No
I think they give out brand new Samsung galaxy s_infinity and a Microsoft surface pro... with free WiFi but without cameras [selfies are not allowed in heaven]

tmanis:

No
I think they give out brand new Samsung galaxy s_infinity and a Microsoft surface pro... with free WiFi but without cameras [selfies are not allowed in heaven]

You think? I dey here now as I dey follow you type with my new iphone. And whoever told you cameras aren't allowed is lying. It's just that everywhere is too bright and the picture will be plain white.

Brb. I need to speak with god concerning some people that are here. Can you imagine I saw Hitler chilling with Jesus Christ?

Rapture? I guess I will make 2nd or 3rd batch

where is the wife in the picture?

tpiander:
where is the wife in the picture?

She chose unwisely...

Just wanted to let you all know that I have been raptured, but my wifi is still working which is how I am communicating with you. I told the angels that I was atheist and they said that I was exactly the type they wanted in heaven: someone who thinks critically, analyzes evidence, and challenges assumptions. Apparently the angels love to debate, and allowing a bunch of unquestioning people didn't appeal to them.

Anyhow heaven is not what Christians or Muslims think. There are no white-robed spirits singing God's praises, nor is there an eternal orgy with 72 virgins. However, there is a wide selection of beer (no hangover!) and some available girls who have plenty of good experience in the bed (no STI's). I asked where the Christians, Muslims, and Hindus are and the angels said that they will eventually arrive but that they had a little detour which will take some time to work through. The angels aren't quite ready to receive them.

I have to go now, Jesus wants me to help him find all those funny atheist memes on the internet.

Did u guyz noticed how some M.O.G. are preaching about salvation this period? First time for over a year, our church's topic was about eternity..

loooooool