Virgins will always ask stupid and useless questions after making love for the first time in their lives, I think it is in their constitution.
Well, here are some epic replies, save them, used them and thank me later...
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After first time sex:-
GIRL: Baby, I feel guilty... What are we now?
ME: We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator.
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GIRL: OMG! What have we done?
ME: Had sex
GIRL: omg! What are we now?
ME: We are the chosen generation, call forth to show his excellence.
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GIRL: So I'm nomore a virgin?
ME: Noooo you're still a virgin, I just borrowed your virginity, I will return it to you later.
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GIRL: Did we just had sex?
ME: No, we just pounded yam
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Add yours if you can....