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I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 2:39am On Oct 10, 2015

Many have speculated that (your Somali brother - me), has died because he has not posted in several weeks. This could not be further from the truth. I am currently married and having a good time on vacation. I am waging a holy war (Jihad) on my wifes punnnanii.

Your Brother, from a different mother (not an ape),

Ajuran

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 2:49am On Oct 10, 2015

May the fufu nation live for 10,000 years

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Funjosh(m): 3:33pm On Oct 10, 2015

Fulaman198 come Ajuran is back grin

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 4:39pm On Oct 10, 2015

This clown never ceases to amaze me. I think many Nigerians are happy to see you alive Ajuran.

Re: I Am Still Alive by Angelou(m): 6:48pm On Oct 10, 2015

Another flat skulled buck teeth somali displaying his naivety again :/

Re: I Am Still Alive by GuyFawkes: 7:31pm On Oct 10, 2015

Welcome back Ayanle grin

Easy on your new bride.

Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 10:02pm On Oct 10, 2015

GuyFawkes:
Welcome back Ayanle
Easy on your new bride.

too late for that. She is in a wheel chair sad

Re: I Am Still Alive by GuyFawkes: 10:20pm On Oct 10, 2015

Ajuran:

too late for that. She is in a wheel chair

Damn. You are wicked angry

Hope you put a bun in her oven?

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 10:25pm On Oct 10, 2015

GuyFawkes:

Damn. You are wicked
Hope you put a bun in her oven?

She still gives mean bj's cheesy

Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 8:00am On Oct 11, 2015

oh gosh Ajuran, you are still your old incorrigible self.

Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 8:35am On Oct 12, 2015

Congratulations, warya!

Here's hoping she's the proper dominatrix you wished for, although apparently not from the sounds of it...

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Re: I Am Still Alive by absoluteSuccess: 1:55pm On Oct 12, 2015

Ajuran:
Many have speculated that (your Somali brother - me), has died because he has not posted in several weeks. This could not be further from the truth. I am currently married and having a good time on vacation. I am waging a holy war (Jihad) on my wifes punnnanii.

Your Brother, from a different mother (not an ape),

Ajuran

God bless,

here comes the moving bag of bones!

Be gentle on the woman, please.

You can always run,

There is no escape from Putin.

Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 7:32pm On Oct 12, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:
Congratulations, warya! Here's hoping she's the proper dominatrix you wished for, although apparently not from the sounds of it...

Oh my gosh you just killed me

Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 10:59pm On Oct 12, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:
Congratulations, warya! Here's hoping she's the proper dominatrix you wished for, although apparently not from the sounds of it...

I want a second wife macaanto.

This one, pretended to be a dominatrix to get to my heart

I can she is a miskeen and not a soldier like I thought she was sad

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 5:30am On Oct 13, 2015

Fulaman198:

Oh my gosh you just killed me

Howdy there, Fula? How are you?

Its not like he's made a secret of it, lol. Well, too bad. Someone needs straighten him out, forreal forreal!

Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 5:43am On Oct 13, 2015

Ajuran:

I want a second wife macaanto.

This one, pretended to be a dominatrix to get to my heart

I can she is a miskeen and not a soldier like I thought she was

War adib yeelo. Second wife, kulaha - talking like a divorcee already. But I trust a sister (unless she's one of those niqqabis, I don't *trust/anything* them, really).

Re: I Am Still Alive by Funjosh(m): 5:55am On Oct 13, 2015

Ajuran:

I want a second wife macaanto.

This one, pretended to be a dominatrix to get to my heart

I can she is a miskeen and not a soldier like I thought she was

Second wife ko, wife second ni. This man your are still recovering from the injury you sustain from your first wife now going for the second wife tongue

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Funjosh(m): 5:57am On Oct 13, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:

Lol. Howdy there, Fula? How are you?

Its not like he's made a secret of it. Well, too bad. Someone needs straighten him out, forreal forreal!

Straighten him out might caused him much damage don't you think so

Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 6:08am On Oct 13, 2015

Funjosh:

Straighten him out might caused him much damage don't you think so

Nonsense, you've been lied to. A good, well-deserved straightening out can only correct the crooked.

Re: I Am Still Alive by Funjosh(m): 6:30am On Oct 13, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:

Nonsense, you've been lied to. A good, well-deserved straightening out can only correct the crooked.

Lolz....... Crooked get level, this guy crookedness done pass crook if you understand what I mean.

Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 6:35am On Oct 13, 2015

Funjosh:

Lolz....... Crooked get level, this guy crookedness done pass crook if you understand what I mean.

Yeah. I'd apologize on behalf of our ethnicity, but he's off his rocker and on his own anyhow.

Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 7:28am On Oct 13, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:

Howdy there, Fula? How are you?

Its not like he's made a secret of it, lol. Well, too bad. Someone needs straighten him out, forreal forreal!

ROFL I'm doing well Enlightened, how about yourself? well be careful ROFLLLL. He may ask you to straighten him out with some whips and chains and some feet in his face lipsrsealed

(said too much).

Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 7:37am On Oct 13, 2015

Fulaman198:

ROFL I'm doing well Enlightened, how about yourself? well be careful ROFLLLL. He may ask you to straighten him out with some whips and chains and some feet in his face (said too much).

I'm doing great, Fula. My temper's out of whack tho, lol.

He'd be stu.pid to, for sure. But let's see if he's gained anything with marriage.

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 8:22pm On Oct 13, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:

I'm doing great, Fula. My temper's out of whack tho, lol.

He'd be stu.pid to, for sure. But let's see if he's gained anything with marriage.

Tbh, I'm not sure if Ajuran got married or if this is another game grin

. Why is your temper out of whack? lol

Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 1:55am On Oct 14, 2015

Fulaman198:

Tbh, I'm not sure if Ajuran got married or if this is another game . Why is your temper out of whack? lol

she is on her period

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 1:57am On Oct 14, 2015

Fulaman198:

ROFL I'm doing well Enlightened, how about yourself? well be careful ROFLLLL. He may ask you to straighten him out with some whips and chains and some feet in his face (said too much).

Hey, STOP, projecting your foot fetish upon me. WTF angry

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 5:36pm On Oct 14, 2015

Ajuran:

Hey, STOP, projecting your foot fetish upon me. WTF

Haha

Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 5:37pm On Oct 14, 2015

Ajuran:

she is on her period

Oh oops

Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 10:49pm On Oct 14, 2015

Well, since you guys are on the subject, I don't get mood swings or whatever with my periods. PMS is like an urban legend to many of us - plenty of us simply don't get it (deal with it), or know exactly WTH it is. I do, however, have a sleeping TEMPER, which I remember mentioning.

Still, if you guys'd rather talk periods, I'm game for that too undecided

Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 6:34pm On Oct 15, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:
Well, since you guys are on the subject, I don't get mood swings or whatever with my periods. PMS is like an urban legend to many of us - plenty of us simply don't get it (deal with it), or know exactly WTH it is. I do, however, have a sleeping TEMPER, which I remember mentioning.

Still, if you guys'd rather talk periods, I'm game for that too

siil laa aaan waa dhibaato sad

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 7:05pm On Oct 15, 2015

Ajuran:

siil laa aaan waa dhibaato

What's disturbing, I mention my temper and come back to y'll discussing my period, lol.

@ the above, tho - terribly unimaginable. Gousla'aan kadaliik

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Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 7:42pm On Oct 15, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:

What's disturbing, I mention my temper and come back to y'll discussing my period, lol.

@ the above, tho - terribly unimaginable. Gousla'aan kadaliik

I didn't mention it, Ajuran my good friend pointed it out. I wasn't so sure what the case was cheesy

. But now I know. What's causing you not to sleep well?

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