enigmatique:

shumuel ooo! This ur thread is actually absolutely hilarious! Great job! Wher u evn take gather all these pix? What's more, they aren't lewd or rough jokes. Thank u so much and may u never stop joyfully laughing in ur life!

Wow, double blessing, this sunday is surely great, Thanks, wish you the same, Happy Sunday

Lol

cathodekazim:


Who says am unemployed and frustrated
I'm married wit kids bro/sis
Get tht to ur skull

My literacy whatever happened to " I am"

dramenda:
Lmao

laff don murda me here!!!!!!! wanking no good

There's God oh....

SouthernBreeze:
Lol

oh no

GreenWhiteGreen:

selfie in a shark seriously where is she going to post dem in it's in testine?

Una no go kill me here
ROTFLMAO
I don de crysef
Very funny, you people need a dentist to cure your kidney

Pls come n CUT YOUR HEAD HERE ooooooo

Lol..living and non-living nanny

:DLolzz

Maybe ya need to check this out.

Readwhan02:
selfie in a shark seriously where is she going to post dem in it's in testine?

Ademusiwa93:






[size=28pt]The team of the country of western Nigeria should be different from Nigeria.

Teslim balogun play for the country of Western Nigeria and not for Nigeria. they name the stadium after him because he played for the country of western Nigeria.


if you people pack your cars this way, they will give you ticket..

So fifa will ban you too.. because it is 2 countries. there are suppose to be 2 teams. The country of western Nigeria and Nigeria.
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[size=38pt]NTA Ibadan, the former name is the country of Western Nigeria television. WNTV ibadan[/size]



[size=38pt]Country of Western Nigeria development company. Team, now call 3sc football club, ibadan[/size]



[size=38pt]NTA Ibadan kept the name WNTV for many years, till they change the name in 1970 some..

An old program of WNTV Ibadan.. even after gowon created state. WNTV name was never changed. you can see the other station were TV kaduna , TV kano etc.. but WNTV Ibadan kept its name because it is the country of the kingdom of Western Nigeria television station.
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www.nairaland.com/attachments/2946706_800pxnigeriamid_jpegf742301771b641cd4548f60f75519789

So what r u insinuating

Its past 11pm Blackfire and Cathodekazim.

How u wan make I laff naw?

After laff na laff o......

Are u from uyo or akwa ibom?

ROTFL

cathodekazim:


If u dnt die bfor 11PM tonight, call me bastard
Bewu re ba, poju weyin, afepe fele pe
Pls check his activity after 11pm tonight

*whispers* am back.
Out of this 3 things, 2 will happen to u from 11pm last nite to 11pm this nite, before i issue what will happen to u.. I will be back for u,by 11:11.
1. As u take your bath ...the soap will fall down from your hand.
2.the bus/taxi u will enter, the conductor/driver will quarel with a passenger.
3.before u, someone will embrace /hug one with colour RED..

Justeenaleo:
Its past 11pm Blackfire and Cathodekazim.

i was in a meeting...

Boyooosa:
Bruh! i guess ur contest is beyond dis damn forum

i dont understand... Can u explain?

cathodekazim:


Who says am unemployed and frustrated
I'm married wit kids bro/sis
Get tht to ur skull

Really? Thank God for the blessing of God in your life.
Now, could you try and grow up? Racism and tribalism makes one foolish.

Chanchit:
Call me when you don upload finish.



*edited* Op, you no go fit do marketing job o, sebi I say make u alert me when u don postthe pix finish. The pix were hilarious though.

Am so sorry, gat so much to do and the uploading was so stressful.

shumuel:

Am so sorry, gat so much to do and the uploading was so stressful.

Owk. We re cool, uploading on nairaland could be stressful sometimes.

komek:


So this yabaleft patient has escaped again

Una get time O,you are busy arguing with the #wailing barbarians who kill their mothers for money rituals, whose daughters carry unwanted pregnancy with the sole aim of selling the baby for #100,000 when they give birth.seriously,you are disappointing me.

shumuel:
More...

If only i had a pet parrot, i think he would want the flate

ProudSAfrican:

If only i had a pet parrot, i think he would want the flate

kikiki hahaha Lol

cathodekazim:


Wish the facebook dislike picture don dey, u for don see 100 dislikes ( people begging for likes ) just like a mad man dancing in the street and expecting ppl to laugh or gv him accolades

Haba!! Let's respect each other now. You r not a kid .. I don't expect dis from u.. You shld be much more matured than this

What shall i say?

Lol , I no fit laugh oo

Chanchit:
Call me when you don upload finish.



*edited* Op, you no go fit do marketing job o, sebi I say make u alert me when u don postthe pix finish. The pix were hilarious though.

Plss how can one post somethin on nairaland

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Take Away Weekend Jokes 

1. If She’s Refusing To Show You To Her Parents, Just Impregnate Her And Relax. Her Parents Will Come And Show Themselves To You

2. Beating ur gal is wrong. Save ur strength. Just hide her makeup bag

Thank me Later

3. In Accra, Wine is something that we drink But in Kumasi Wine is a number

  

4. Telling lies started from primary schools, with this song “I remember when I was a soldier “.

Biko When were you a soldier and how?*

5. No matter how bad you are, something good can come out of you. Take a closer look at Judas for instance, because of him our weekend started on Thursday and it’ll be ending on Monday….

6. GUYS with VERY BIG EYES will cheat on you and still have the nerves to tell you.. “BABY am sorry, I was BLIND THUNDER please are u busy??

7. You gain admission, you post it on fb. Goin to lectures, you post it. Writing exams u post it. Results are out, bros where are you

8. If u ar dating an EWE girl then by 12:00 midnight she begins to sing “I BELIEVE I CAN FLY”

my broda …..run!!

i say just run!!!

9. The last drop of urine will never obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well*

By: Isaac Newton’s roommate*

10. I asked this fine girl to prepare stew for me yesterday Brothers and sisters, there’s no difference between what I just ate and Alomo bitters.

Now am contemplating whether to marry her or register her into the herbal Medicine Association….

Who knows she could find the cure of HIV

11. Two guys are sitting on a bar stool.

One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!”

The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.

The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

….hahahahahaha

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