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Yanka Goma (cut Into Ten Pieces) by Lakayanah: 7:04pm On Oct 11, 2015
One woman went to the market to buy chicken to make pepper soup for her sick husband. After they agreed on 1 thousand she now told the seller that she wanted "yanka goma" which means cut the chicken into 1 pieces. The man misunderstood her and ahead to slaughter 10 chickens, she went into the market bought other ingredients for the pepper soup. When she came to collect her chicken she was shown so many dressed chickens, she was like you mean a chicken could fill so much space? The chicken seller said what do you mean by a chicken? You asked me to slaughter 10 chickens, the man created a very big scene told the woman that she must be joking that she must pay him #10,000 all she had on her was a thousand naira and her transport fare home. People had gathered she just burst into tears explained to all that her husband is sick she just wanted to make pepper soup for him. They felt her pains and pleaded with the trader she was asked to pay her one thousand and was given her yanka goma. From that day the traders nicknamed her yanka goma whenever she entered that market.

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