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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by biggy1528: 10:57am On Oct 13, 2015
A place where some1 u tot during d exam pass more dan u


A place where a gal wey knw way hav A d guy wey knw way hav B. And pple wey sabi book got c


A place where handout or modified handout called textbook is pass mark

A place where if u sabi book na free ticket 4 sex nd food
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by tosyne2much(m): 11:20am On Oct 13, 2015
Kingsley1000:
that awkward moment when your expo no correspond or relate to the question.....even course reps do bleep to collect late assignments .......most students go for night class primarily to chyk babes
Some dey fall in night class just because dey wan intimidate their friends say dem serious cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by jackpot(f): 12:10pm On Oct 13, 2015
iamdotune:
Guyz thank you for liking my sun and my moon for no reason. Now i want u to like my monkey for no reason too
smh
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by ijiini(m): 12:13pm On Oct 13, 2015
...number 10..hmmmmm
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by holland002(m): 1:30pm On Oct 13, 2015
cc150615:
Where someone will come nd meet u 3 days to a paper nd say..Please teach me CSE 205 nd you're like wic topic? nd they say just everything, that whole course is just somehow ,and I'm like really
LAUTECH student
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by TeamJoyce(f): 1:45pm On Oct 13, 2015
jornie:
smileyhi
hi
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by jornie(m): 1:48pm On Oct 13, 2015
TeamJoyce:
hi
how are you today?
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by patrickojeh(m): 1:53pm On Oct 13, 2015
cc150615:
Where someone will come nd meet u 3 days to a paper nd say..Please teach me CSE 205 nd you're like wic topic? nd they say just everything, that whole course is just somehow ,and I'm like really

Lmao!
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 2:27pm On Oct 13, 2015
The system I'd gradually changing.... In my school lecturers now appreciate self induced concept unlike the la cram la pour kinda model... omo buh u go fear twisted question like Phd Exams....
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by fashiajones(m): 2:39pm On Oct 13, 2015
clockwise:
Hmmmmm, A place where ur lecturer will tell u A is for God, B is for him/her and C is for the best student in d the class. Hmmmm, welcum to Nigeria where ur lecturer will tell u to ask ur senior colleauge if any one of dem had a A in d course he is taking u. Hmmmm, a place where female students will snap themselves for an hour on the same spot.

Remind me of aaua.... damn school
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Chidimercy: 3:01pm On Oct 13, 2015
a Place Wia U call class reps daily 2 confirm if lectures will hold 4 dat day
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 5:02pm On Oct 13, 2015
CivilzedTyger:
Oga na me o, Jamzeey, that ur apprentice
If I hear apprentice
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by skondo09(m): 7:45pm On Oct 13, 2015
nigerian university indeed
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by CivilzedTyger(m): 8:14pm On Oct 13, 2015
Integral2xdx:
If I hear apprentice
Oga Sir, when you talk of lies am a learner where you are...
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by dhoryn(f): 8:21pm On Oct 13, 2015
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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 11:06pm On Oct 13, 2015
dhoryn:

thanks,buddy.
U re welcome pretty.
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by techstud(m): 2:04am On Oct 14, 2015
even at that I missed not schooling in Nigeria.
I miss 9ja jor
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by TeamJoyce(f): 9:40am On Oct 14, 2015
jornie:
how are you today?
fyn and u
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by jornie(m): 6:51pm On Oct 14, 2015
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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by DMainMan: 9:52pm On Oct 15, 2015
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forget it. the moniker in question is DMainMan not TheMainMan

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by SSpeter(m): 11:19pm On Oct 19, 2015
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yep in our studios we had personal seats more like I know where I sit in the morning and I customised it as my space...although from 200l upward
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by yommysure(m): 11:40pm On Oct 19, 2015
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