In recent times, the bleaching industry in Nigeria as sanned into a huge money making business, with producers and end-users labelling it various names such as toning, lightening, brightening etc.
All in the quest of achieving a flawless skin which only seems to come in a fair complexion, women and men alike spend thousands of naira to transform from their normal skin into what could only be described as an embalmed corpse.
      The ever increasing need for these creams, soaps, serums and beauty products only make the industry a highly untapped one.
Here are my tips on how to start your own bleaching business cream in Nigeria.

1. BLEACH YOURSELF.
The best type of advert is a walking advert: the kind where people can see without stressing yourself to convince them.
A brown teeth is not used for close up toothpaste advert so work on your skin first. Don't worry, there are many bleaching creams out there to do the magic, you just need money and patience.

2. MIX LIKE MAD!
Did you really think these so-called bleaching experts have a laboratory where they create and test their creams? Well, think again. It's all about robbing Peter to pay Paul. Empty the contents of Carowhite and put in a different container altogether. There you have it, you just have created your own bleaching cream.

3. HAVE A BRAND.
You want to make name for yourself so you have to focus on creating a name that sells. A name that contains whiten, lighten, brighten, shining, clear, snow white etc. is perfect.

4. YOU ARE A DERMATOLOGIST.
Wether or not you have ever attended a school or a skin therapy seminar for that matter, you are a dermatologist. People will feel safe that they're dealing with a professional so claim to be one. Don't bother too much, no one would care to ask for your certificate.

5. MAKE PROMISES.
Don't ask me why but a cream that promises to 'make you white in 7 days will definitely sell more than the one that promises to 'make you white in 70 days.'
Endeavour to make promises, that's how you sell.

6. BE PRICEY.
I once heard a girl boast of how she spends N30, 000 on a body cream. She may have N3, 000 in her bank account but it doesn't matter. Nigerians are proud to buy expensive things, it makes us proud. It's just in our DNA. Rather than sell a small bottle of cream for N2, 000 fix it for N25, 000. The more expensive it is, the easier they'd fall for it.

7. PACKAGE, PACKAGE!
Pure water is N10 and Eva water is N100. The difference? You buy the water for N10 and the bottle for N90. Make sure you get good packaging. You can go to Aba or Onitsha and have your creams packaged in excellent looking containers.

8. SHOW RESULTS.
You need to prove your products are working. Go to the internet and download before and after pictures of people who already bleached successfully and claim it as yours. Better still, have your friend sit and take a picture in dark lighting and another in a well lighted place; this would be great to show as results. Better still, download Camera360 and edit your friend and family photos to extremely bright.

9. GO NATURAL
As a rule, you must never tell users what ingredients are used in the production of products. It doesnt matter if hydroquinone or other harmful substances are present, you must claim to use 100% natural substances.

     I promise you, you will succeed. As a Delta State born, Port-Harcourt based self-acclaimed bleaching expert would say: Beauty must be achieved.

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walai op you no well...........

Lmao!!! Op sabi them wella. They way all of them call Herbal is now sounding herbalistic! Pffffffffft. That yeye quote is sure from that steroid-rounded faced gay looking bleacher. God sabi all of them address. The way they have now evaded nairaland is alarming. Hustle odikwa real! Hian!

This poster sef....loool. i bin think say na serious ting e wan talk o

1. BLEACH YOURSELF.
The best type of advert is a walking advert: the kind where people can see without stressing yourself to convince them.
A brown teeth is not used for close up toothpaste advert so work on your skin first. Don't worry, there are many bleaching creams out there to do the magic, you just need money and patience.

I now understand why Jane is suddenly looking brighter these days