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How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by ebukaddon: 7:44pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
for some time now men have been seriously accused of beating their wife. Ask me and I will tell you it is irresponsible for any man to beat her wife or girlfriend (either of the two). But then there are some other ways we can do this without actually touching or hitting them physically. Don’t ask whether it is by denying them of cash – absolutely No! In fact any man than cannot sustain his wife and children is lazy and not worthy to be called a man. Meanwhile this is applicable for everybody. When you have problem with your wife or girlfriend- 1. If she refuses to cook for you show her that you can equally do the cooking ( this is not for everybody as not every guy knows how to cook) or you can buy already cooked food outside, bring it home and eat in front of her. While doing this you can put on some love song which will irritate her and make her to feel jealous. . . 2. You can also visit the Mr. Big, Citi chef or any tantalizer with your children without your wife. . 3. If you have sexy body with hairy chest or smooth body this can be of an advantage (Pls don’t ask me if guys are sexy – swagger). grin . . 4. Play with your children or you can go for site-seeing (with your children only) . . . 5. When together pretend as if you are chatting with your female colleagues (I don’t mean concubine undecided) in a manner that reminds her of the good times. Pretend as if she is not there even when you know she there. . . 6. When you discover she is remorseful may be you can forgive her (with a smile kiss). Don’t forget its part of the game Guys what do you think? 3 Likes |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by wisino1(m): 7:46pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
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Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by kcid(m): 7:46pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nice |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Nobody: 7:48pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
very true |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by pTomz(m): 7:48pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
leveled bt wat if she still doesn't giv a fvck? you know some females can be igneous hearted sometimes |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Nobody: 7:49pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nt nice |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Vinshu(f): 7:49pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Lol hairy chest is a turn off 1 Like |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by ADULTBASE(m): 7:50pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
I have only 1 beating instrument in my body! |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Nobody: 7:52pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
lol..e de sweet me even tho i already kno deze |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by pTomz(m): 7:54pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Vinshu:for you |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by ebukaddon: 7:56pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
ADULTBASE:bad man |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Nobody: 7:57pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
very soon, everything the op posted will become illegal as well. it falls under the genre of psychological violence, if you don't believe me, go to Lithuania where you can get arrested for checking a lady out. so, do it now, while you still can. |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Tallesty1(m): 8:01pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
A woman that no longer gives a fvck won't care. Infact she won't notice. 1 Like |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
ur fada yansh! |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by deekaybeatz(m): 8:04pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
This thing wey u teach us now E good?? |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by b3llo(m): 8:08pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
The worst thing you can do to a woman is to refuse eating her food... And act as if she doesn't exist at all. She will surely want to get your attention. |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by shortgun(m): 8:08pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
My own na to just blank u like say u no dey exist. Na so one girl wan form........the next time she called me after like 3 wks dat i didnt call , i answered and said "who is this" she said so you don't have my number in your fone. I told her I only save very important peoples number in my fone. I told her its either shes not important or we have not met.....na so she start to introduce herself. After much introduction......I told her "i cant still remember meeting u" Na so she end the call but i knw say e pain her wella. 4 Likes |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by HURUCHI(m): 8:08pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
pTomz: True |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by joecooper(m): 8:12pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
That number 5 fit escalate mata |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Higherhere: 8:13pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Try these at your own risks |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by ebukaddon: 8:17pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Cc lalasticlala |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by chigoizie7(m): 8:25pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Ekwe na abia, OP, u too de watch all these love movies. Come down to reality, then, u will know that u are playing with fire that will eventually burn u. |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by hardeymorlar(m): 8:25pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Ur post is 4 wife alone na...where gf own? |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by ebukaddon: 9:28pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:thunda punish u |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by benega: 10:31pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nah too time consuming, this fixes things in no time
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Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by solotutu(m): 11:14pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
If Mario tries no.5, he'l end in an armsling. The rest makes sense, but dont be furious if your kids start craving mr bings when things are all cool |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by ibroauthen(m): 11:47pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
OP too much of telemundo isn't good for ur health.... rethink Try what d OP said @ ur own risk, na dat time u go know say here na Naija no be obodo oyinbo |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by mytime24(f): 12:05am On Oct 16, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Blackeard(m): 1:08am On Oct 16, 2015 |
mytime24:lol oshey angel of remembrance |
Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by Nobody: 10:26am On Oct 16, 2015 |
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Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by HomieQuan(m): 11:42am On Oct 16, 2015 |
naso |
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