I would take the money really but RUN.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6QgKpHq-W4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS5MACNkH6Y

These ones did not go for Hajj. They went partying


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs7Pp6V9234

Those Days


YORUBA MOTHERS!!!

Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:

IGBATI,
IFOTI,
ILOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.


These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins on the spot.


IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants and will help to run away from such behaviour next time.


Now ABARA is the worst. Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which is called IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once!


OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and you will say it's in my pocket ma. God bless our parents for the good upbringing.


If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered one of these slaps. All these seemingly wicked behaviours brought out the best in us. Now most of us are too educated, rich, sophisticated, and busy to use some of these result-oriented principles with moderation. We abandon them completely and we are forced to cope with oniranu, adojutini, akotileta, alaileko ati akoigba omo. May God help us to go back to the roots of our failure and amend them.

Don't laugh alone.


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GOD BLESS OUR MOTHERS

A must watch Hahahah. Very funny #Where_is_my_bread Pls. watch and share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLrvOQV48xg

Crazy Interview


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgR_ItmsGJ0

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN.

1. When you say "Mummy,I am sorry!! And she replies, sorry for yourself!

2. When yu ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head.

3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding.

4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night.

5. When you say Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??

6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you.

7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.

8. When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, " when last did that friend come here to play with you??.

10. When she tells you, if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen.

11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper.

12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!!"

13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?

Our Mothers are wonderful

I ❤ My Mom.

Share if you really Love your Mom..```

Road Rage Rant: The dude slams on the brake really quick


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wOEGfJ91tY

Yoruba people can't correct someone without adding insult as a suffix....


(1) "do it like this, ode"

(2) "press the red button, oponu"

(3) " Hold it for me, didirin

(4)" You can't greet person, oloshi

(5)" Give it to your broda jor, agbaaya

(6)" Go nd baff jor, obun

(7) Go and do your assignment, olodo OSI

8 You better wake up..oloorun

Yorubas Are Fantastic!

Really let's say no to it

Silly


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Iie8DyJBY

Rilwayne001:
Really let's say no to it

which kind weed be dis nau, Oshogbo weed

Empiree:
which kind weed be dis nau, Oshogbo weed

Na Igbo bury mixed with gegemu

lanrexlan:
Na Igbo bury mixed with gegemu

Lol.... that's a new word i learned @bold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o2WYrtVOds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSMAQayiiYc

Empiree:
Lol.... that's a new word i learned @bold

Lol, gegemu is a seed of plant and it will soaked for days. If added to palm wine(emu) and someone drinks it, you won't be yourself for days.


Remind me of a friend who drank it during our secondary school days. We went to play PS2 at a game centre and this guy was already high. Imagine telling us okparaji was on the pitch playing .We thought he was joking until he began to say rubbish. Everything is hot, even the fan was blowing hot .


Gegemu dey here, ma fiku seere Rilwayne001 I lie?

Okay na

lanrexlan:
Lol, gegemu is a seed of plant and it will soaked for days. If added to palm wine(emu) and someone drinks it, you won't be yourself for days.


Remind me of a friend who drank it during our secondary school days. We went to play PS2 at a game centre and this guy was already high. Imagine telling us okparaji was on the pitch playing .We thought he was joking until he began to say rubbish. Everything is hot, even the fan was blowing hot .


Gegemu dey here, ma fiku seere Rilwayne001 I lie?

You no lie my bros

Tintingz and Rilwayne, beware of indomie sisters

I am still loading

Chai, for this economy

Hehehehe

lanrexlan:
Tintingz and Rilwayne, beware of indomie sisters

Lolz, indomie sisters.

I no wan thin like indomie.

tintingz:
Lolz, indomie sisters.

I no wan thin like indomie.

Lol My brother, some situations dey beyond me faah.


No marry indomie and spag sisters then. You know you be correct ijebu guy, pounded yam all the way

lanrexlan:
Lol My brother, some situations dey beyond me faah.


No marry indomie and spag sisters then. You know you be correct ijebu guy, pounded yam all the way

Lol, na Eba be ijebu food, so you wan make i marry Eba sisters make i get protrude belly ehn. I go marry rice and dodo sisters.

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