Jollyjoy:
noo be everybody dey bleach jare

vizkiz:
[b]allthose mumu girls always typing "I don't reply mails" na them dey furck pass. One dey ontop my bed now sef. Oops, ok, scratch that

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Sheila used all these shiit on me then especially this evil statement baby, I am God fearing now, come on sex is not food joor
Even upon all the advices my padi gave me, I couldn't do anything oh, sheila really purnished me ehn...

The day I bought her a gotv decorder, she just gave me a peck on my lips mehn,her lips soft die! It had this chocolate flavour and I could feel the movement of her spirit on mine. I was imagining how sweet the real thing is gonna be and I said to myself "vizkiz, you are getting there gradually" geez! I was so happy! (mtchewww....ode buruku )

The day her charms startted clearing off my mumu face was when she came to my house and said I should help her copy her pictures on my laptop because she wanna fomart her memory card. I did that but forgot to delete the pictures. When I check some recent pictures, chai...you need to see what I saw!

Sheila was taking a selfie with an huge diick in her mouth. I couldn't stop crying that night, not because I have been scammed, but because of the size of the diick. It looks like 3 times my own

I decided to take a bold step and be a man! I said to myself, this is it! No more scamming!!! you really need to see what I did to sheila when next she came over.

Wanna know? Watch out for episode 3 next week on Me and sheila [/b]

ipledge10:
from ur dp,we already know u don't bleach

Mhizkel:
EWhy would any sensible lady wanna fake herself to appear decent?
Who cares what a guy thinks of her? There are many other important things to think of. Wristbangle

Jollyjoy:

ipledge10:
where have you been?

elantraceey:
wait, I don't get, are you saying if any Lady says any of this she's lying ?

elantraceey:


around you.

wristbangle:

Dear, are u angry with me?

Jollyjoy:
dude,let be sincere,most ladies cant actually ask a guy out btw tell me what will come to your mind at such instant,abegi dat one no be lie.

Rikidony:
10 I don't kiss on the first date
to be honest have banged two high class babes just on the first meeting
11 I cnt ask a guy out
na so dem go dey form I don't care till another sharp girl take their crush

Jollyjoy:
and na u no sabi lie,

Emodeee:
"i am a virgin" ebayray comes to mind.
Shw me ur puna mk i confirm am or adonbilivit. Virgin ko, virginia ni.

Jollyjoy:
dude,let be sincere,most ladies cant actually ask a guy out btw tell me what will come to your mind at such instant,abegi dat one no be lie.

tosyne2much:
Hmmmm !!!

wristbangle:


Werey!!!!

tosyne2much:
Hahaha

Baba I no fit laugh jawe

alexis007:
Once upon a time, he rocked. Now he is getting stale. ...You can actually guess who I am talking about.

His pals should get him to change his channel anyway, if they really like him......Because right now.....

He is almost at his wits' end.

Yeah you are right. I suggest his friends talk to him

Ebayray:



Hmmmmmmmmm...
Are you crazy or what

missmary:
... ....
... I say some of this things but i'm actually honest!


3(i dislike eateries.. .as a lady you cant eat semo with your hands in peace... They always expect posh posh)

4 ( Am an apo member and my face feels heavy! )

Now you can crucify me

Emodeee:

did i jez typed dat? Pardon me.










Na true i dey yarn na, i need proof.

Ebayray:



Na u know o

Princecalm:





not until she parboils indomie before cooking

Princecalm:





not until she parboils indomie before cooking

Charles4075:
parboil good my brother. Imagine one girl for my compound dey wash indomie as if na rice she dey wash. Fear catch me that day ohh