Guy i swear u be Arsene Wengers younger brother, he can aswell tell the babe to trek to mkt so he can buy cabin buscuit for his neighbors, she will understand

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Seculent:
Yes!You're pained with my success, that's why you found my post miserable for you.

Taaaaaa! Mumu Evaporate into thin air.

Seculent:
I reject poverty in Jesus name.

i say Amen for you.

Seculent:
my mother too is an Idiot, which I can end my father's miserable life.I pray he dropped dead

eeyah

ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

Bros siddon 4 house.
.
oda B days will come.

don't go out and gt depressed on ur B-day

Saintbonnie:
Send your account number to 08059975887. I can make the money double. My way of saying happy birthday.

Very thoughtful, but how are you sure the account number sent will be from him and not another nairalander who saw your comment?

DipoDee:

Taaaaaa! Mumu Evaporate into thin air.

I feel you pain. Eyah. sorry!

Snipes009:
Send me your girl's number. She's a rare gem. If she can manage with your broke ass, I'm sure she can help turn my millions to billions by being conservative and reasonable. Holla back nigga

ok! ZEROfourzerowaakaThere.

ViNeHaNds:
i say Amen for you.

With due respect. Happy birthday op.

ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

I could supply you with sure 5odds.

Just kn that this is not ur last birthday..
Better days ahead..

meanwhile u can get popcorn #200 n five alive #250 n chill out with ur GF..

One again better days ahead..

apholaryn:
My mother is a haggard prostitute,and my father is a street drunkard, that's why my life is miserable for me.

Now I get.

To me its normal people are mostly broke in their birth month... Going out isn't the best considering your financial status..... Let her come over to the house you could get pop corn + ground nut + two bottles of malt. Them make sure there is no dulling moments through ur music from phone, tv, sound system, take enough pics, don't have sex..... Then give her tips for her Tfare. She'd be hapi and u'd be hapi... Real gals love it when its just them and their guy... Fianlly thank God and make a wish for 25th oct 2016

VickyRotex:
So no one has asked Op to send his account his number

Scroll up. Someone has done that.

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

Is God going to get that directly? Give it to someone in need. God doesn't need money.

dominique:
Do you really have to celebrate this birthday? Don't dabble into something that will make you a laughing stock among your peers. Youths these days are not nice at all. You can take your girlfriend somewhere nice and different.

Happy birthday in advance

when seconded to my request? My birthday will soon drawnclose oo, so as we both can stritagise

Hello. I like your post. I like you better.
My advice is simple. Do you really love her? Does she really love you? Why don't you do something special?
Tell her you have just 1k and you want her to decide what you both should do with it. That's a thrilling birthday adventure.
She has stayed with you thru it all, she won't leave you because of your birthday not being all that.
I am sure it will be fun if you are both in love.
Happy birthday in advance. May the Almighty give you many more years ahead. AMEN!!!!@

VickyRotex:
So no one has asked Op to send his account his number

If no one ask, what's stopping you from asking?

achemedez:
1.Buy 1 pack of Lollipop...
2.Summon. All d available kids around ur hood...
3. tell dem to sing for you
4.Distribute d lollipop
5.Use d remaining change to snap pictures
6.Keep 100 naira change incase d need arises...


AH NO TRY?

My type of guy

Lizabeth25:
Na by force to mark birthday

Yes, it is for him in particular. He hasn't celebrated any and he wants to do this with someone he cares about.

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N
M
4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

I am seriously proud of you

Must u celebrate birthday??

Kimoni:
Sambarry, you expertise is needed here ooo

I c u madam... My own birthday is on d 30th oooo

ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

My guy,Carry Chelsea,Bayern and Arsenal straight win for Bet9ja,e no get how e go double your money.By 8pm, your 1k go don turn at least 3K.That na if you chop o.lol no try am o,na joke I dey o.

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Wow guy you too much, seriously if i can plan my money like this, i for get excess money, like overflowing money for my account. You wise.

apholaryn:
shutup dumbazz

That escalated quickly!

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

I swear u and wenger suppose dey live together...what a good economist u re...kudos bro.

Must you celebrate birthdays ? There is difference between mark birthday and celebrate birthday