masquellett:
So, I was returning from work this evening, took a bus from Oshodi to sango! Sat at the last seat close to the window, then this tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me, others came in and the bus was filled up. Though am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, but, today was an exception and I was very disappointed. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead. So I had no choice than to strike a convo. Bought chips and offered her some, she refused, thanked me and smiled. I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By then, we've gotten dopemu, close to iyanapaja. Then she asked if she could get a public toilet around iyanapaja. @ first I was confused, asked her wassup with her and she said she was having running stomach. Then I adviced her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo cos she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself. We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving dis odour, at first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and this smell increased, immediately she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window. I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was smelling.I couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I could get to my busstop. Right now, am still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people. Pathetic!

Decker:
How does this make her dirty? Just because she pooed on herself doesn't equate to her being a "dirty lady"

Like she told you, she had a running stomach. It's not like she consciously decided to poo on herself. Cut her some slack man.

masquellett:
So, I was returning from work this evening, took a bus from Oshodi to sango! Sat at the last seat close to the window, then this tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me, others came in and the bus was filled up. Though am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, but, today was an exception and I was very disappointed. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead. So I had no choice than to strike a convo. Bought chips and offered her some, she refused, thanked me and smiled. I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By then, we've gotten dopemu, close to iyanapaja. Then she asked if she could get a public toilet around iyanapaja. @ first I was confused, asked her wassup with her and she said she was having running stomach. Then I adviced her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo cos she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself. We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving dis odour, at first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and this smell increased, immediately she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window. I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was smelling.I couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I could get to my busstop. Right now, am still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people. Pathetic!

Decker:
How does this make her dirty? Just because she pooed on herself doesn't equate to her being a "dirty lady"

Like she told you, she had a running stomach. It's not like she consciously decided to poo on herself. Cut her some slack man.

masquellett:
So, I was returning from work this evening, took a bus from Oshodi to sango! Sat at the last seat close to the window, then this tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me, others came in and the bus was filled up. Though am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, but, today was an exception and I was very disappointed. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead. So I had no choice than to strike a convo. Bought chips and offered her some, she refused, thanked me and smiled. I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By then, we've gotten dopemu, close to iyanapaja. Then she asked if she could get a public toilet around iyanapaja. @ first I was confused, asked her wassup with her and she said she was having running stomach. Then I adviced her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo cos she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself. We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving dis odour, at first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and this smell increased, immediately she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window. I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was smelling.I couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I could get to my busstop. Right now, am still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people. Pathetic!

calaway:

YOU ARE A VERY WICKED FELLOW..... U TINK SHE DELIBRATELY POOED HERSELF?? IDIOT INCASE YOU DONT KNOW NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMEBODY IN TROUBLE YOU WILL DO BETTER TO HELP INSTEAD OF VOMITED THE INSENSITIVE GARBAGE THAT FILLS YOU ROTTEN STOMACH ON NL OR ANYWHERE ELSE.
I KNOW YOU VOTED APC.

masquellett:
So, I was returning from work this evening, took a bus from Oshodi to sango! Sat at the last seat close to the window, then this tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me, others came in and the bus was filled up. Though am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, but, today was an exception and I was very disappointed. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead. So I had no choice than to strike a convo. Bought chips and offered her some, she refused, thanked me and smiled. I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By then, we've gotten dopemu, close to iyanapaja. Then she asked if she could get a public toilet around iyanapaja. @ first I was confused, asked her wassup with her and she said she was having running stomach. Then I adviced her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo cos she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself. We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving dis odour, at first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and this smell increased, immediately she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window. I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was smelling.I couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I could get to my busstop. Right now, am still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people. Pathetic!

nikkiking:
Now i am disappointed reading this f^ckedup story

Ab025:
@poster....

bt you adviced her to hold it naah

calaway:

YOU ARE A VERY WICKED FELLOW..... U TINK SHE DELIBRATELY POOED HERSELF?? IDIOT INCASE YOU DONT KNOW NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMEBODY IN TROUBLE YOU WILL DO BETTER TO HELP INSTEAD OF VOMITED THE INSENSITIVE GARBAGE THAT FILLS YOU ROTTEN STOMACH ON NL OR ANYWHERE ELSE.
I KNOW YOU VOTED APC.

masquellett:

No bro. I told her to drop. I know that feeling, and also adviced If she cold hold it as well. But I emphasized on her drokpping. She didn't answer. She is matured lady. Was expecting her to know how to handle herself. And no to poo all over her body. I was sad. Number. I no fit collect again

masquellett:

Define dirty! Am sure she consciously. Cos she had all the opportunity to drop but she was forming strong lady. Go calm ur nerves dude.

nikkiking:
Now i am disappointed reading this f^ckedup story

Decker:


First of all, not everyone can defecate just anywhere, especially when they are female.
Do you know the various infections a lady becomes susceptible to by defecating in just "anywhere"

Secondly, how does someone consciously decide to poo on herself? Does that make any sense to you?

Thirdly, have you ever had a running stomach? Well, it seems you haven't or maybe you have, but probably a slight amnesia just kicked it, so let me enlighten you a bit.
. . . .When one has a running stomach, the pressure on your bowels fluctuates. What I mean is you may feel like the poo is coming out and all of a sudden you just feel relief and it's like you can hold on longer and before you know it you feel the pressure again and before you know it, the poo is out.

You should just pray you don't fall into such situation.

Decker:
How does this make her dirty? Just because she pooed on herself doesn't equate to her being a "dirty lady"

Like she told you, she had a running stomach. It's not like she consciously decided to poo on herself. Cut her some slack man.

Decker:

First of all, not everyone can defecate just anywhere, especially when they are female.
Do you know the various infections a lady becomes susceptible to by defecating in just "anywhere"
Secondly, how does someone consciously decide to poo on herself? Does that make any sense to you?
Thirdly, have you ever had a running stomach? Well, it seems you haven't or maybe you have, but probably a slight amnesia just kicked it, so let me enlighten you a bit.
. . . .When one has a running stomach, the pressure on your bowels fluctuates. What I mean is you may feel like the poo is coming out and all of a sudden you just feel relief and it's like you can hold on longer and after few seconds you feel the pressure again and before you know it, the poo is out.
You should just pray you don't fall into such situation.