[center]Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are,

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are, ?


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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?





Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?




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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right,
, Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?




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He just has to open his mouth and ask,
It's really very simple, Like you!






PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
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@ty
no be copy u copy the answers, or u wan de form say u no book?

I never knew a lady can also claim to be a ghetto soldier o.

^{I tot only dickele would do}

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arcan no tell me say u get 0/4 , upon all d money wey i dey spend on u

Ty how you de.

That was a nice comedy joke

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We thank the lord.

Everywhere de as e de.

How about Lagos, I heard it's now a mega City?

lagos na big london now no be small london

That's good.

One of these days I would come over and see things for myself. Would you accommodate me if I come?

No way, ur plans won't work Mr. crazy

If it doesn't, I would invite her over to my place; so which every way you look at it, I and lola would meet each other some day.

did hear Mr. crazy mom?

i ddnt read his lips

i must go back to primary school, how i go fail simple arithmetic lik dis, lol

dats real nice joke

better do kiakia o, education is still free

nice 2

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iyale mi, wat we eating dis aftnun, kids shud be on their from school o

that language sounds more like latin

@Topic
Niiice! Uhh! Im smart. . . as in really smart, so i'm offended

dikur tiny brain?