When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell. A man who really wants to have sex with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid. When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell. In fact, a man who really wants to have sex with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid. Ladies have received ear fuls of lies that will make you shrink mouth ajar. Here are 4 of them:

1. “I’m already erect: I’ll suffer pains.” A desperate guy can use his erection as an excuse to get laid. Truly an erection left unrelieved can hurt, but not so hard that he NEEDS to have sex – unless of course he has used performance enhancers already

2. “I love you.”: This is the big one that seems to work many times. Knowing that sex for women is as emotional as it is physical, men lie that they are in love, thereby appealing to the woman’s soft side.

3. "I’m a v!rg!n.”: Yeah, men are virgins too! More than a few guys have played that card. They will say they want the lady in question to help them get over the virginity. It just might be true though.

4. “You’re the only one I’m seeing.”: This is another one that works many time. The guy tried to make the women believe that there is no one else, hence the need to be fully committed and let him have a bite of the honey comb.
Ladies, feel free to add yours......
Cc: Lalasticlala

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Gave her the password to ur phone knowing fully well u have deleted anything discriminating... the guy would intentionally leave some messages on his phone "babe,can u imagine what Nkechi sending me such a message (meanwhile Nkechi is also a victim) she kept on calling me and I am trying everything to avoid this gurl"...... baby, If I have something to hide I won't give u my password (imagine saying this on the same bed with her, with ur head and shoulder slightly above her)

I will marry you
You are the sweetest girl I have ever had
I just ordered an iphone 7 for you, it has not landed yet.(Works magic)

A guy will go to d ends of the earth just to bang a woman...

Smiles .

josephobaro:
Smiles .

Are you a suspect?

Baby if I don't love u, I won't wanna have sex wth u.

Baby u can see my fone hasn't rung since morning,u d alone gal I'm seeing cos u're special,

I'm not gonna leave u after sex, I'm not that childish

Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

eriguzyWARRI:

Another suspect?

guyz r vry creative wen it koms to hvn their way

guyz r vry creative wen it koms to hvn their way don't blame dem we don't no wat a gal did to dem in d past

hmmmm! Noted.

ebyoma:
hmmmm! Noted.

hahahaaha see dis one

jonaifame22:
Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

This is ludicrous. can't stop laughing

jonaifame22:


Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

ROTFL!!!my ribs oooo..

Durentt:
hahahaaha see dis one

errm, wetin do dis one

if we dont do it, i may be tempted to look
for another girl,
as if that wont be the case.

ebyoma:
This is ludicrous. can't stop laughing

You are too flirt.

ebyoma:
errm, wetin do dis one

See this one...... Both of you are silly.

HCpaul:


See this one...... Both of you are silly.

Your siggy, how did you do that?

i can attest to no2, i vividly remember when I was much younger my boo then telling me "I love you" frequently and not up to 2weeks he started demanding sex from me....clever as I was I showed him the back door...and kicked him out

Laveda:
Your siggy, how did you do that?

Am sorry, am an introvert. Can you help me with that?
Beside, i don't know anything about siggy.

HCpaul:


Am sorry, am an introvert. Can you help me with that?

Beside, i don't know anything about siggy.

And how can I help you?

I mean your signature

Laveda:
And how can I help you?
I mean your signature

Lol... You might really be of help to me. Don't you mind if i pm you?

I only used the basic nairaland bbcode to create the signature.

jonaifame22:
Baby if I don't love u, I won't wanna have sex wth u.

Baby u can see my fone hasn't rung since morning,u d alone gal I'm seeing cos u're special,

I'm not gonna leave u after sex, I'm not that childish

Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

damn...u nailed it bro...i cant stop laffin...boys don craze... i swear

HCpaul:


Lol... You might really be of help to me. Don't you mind if i pm you?


I only used the basic nairaland bbcode to create the signature.

Nope, don't pm yet

Okay, looks cool

Laveda:
Nope, don't pm yet
Okay, looks cool

Ok. Because you said so.

This one got me rolling on the floor laughing.....

Guys eeeeh! una lie fit kill person, all for pussi

HCpaul:

You are too flirt.
See this one...... Both of you are silly.

And what made me a flirt? Mind your business.. mtcheeeew

ebyoma:
This is ludicrous. can't stop laughing

guess dat line sounds familiar to you rite?