The Lost Chapter of Genesis

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,

and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make,
and she will not nag you.

She will always be the first to admit she was wrong
when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!

She will bear your children,

and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them.

"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely
give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"



Of course the rest is history,

This Joke is deadly borin !

cos u dont understand it.

Its so funny

yes it is funny.

funny but am not laughing or smiling

Denysmiles:

This Joke is deadly borin !

Not at all

smile4kenn:

funny but am not laughing or smiling

Then ur name smile4kenn is probably a lie
@poster
Very funny joke. As Adam cudn't spare an arm and a leg bt cud only spare a rib, he cudn't get all that he hoped for right?

But I hope say u no carry dt one yab women abi?

poof!

As an afterthought, the tittle 'lost chapters of Genesis' sounds like blasphemy. Try to adjust next time.

can some1 salp the poster for me

The joke is funny but the topic sounds blown out-of-proportion.

@Joke
U Mean it would have been another Eve if an arm and a leg was taken?

I've heard this joke before

but it's still cool though

it's de peoples comment dat make up de joke

who said this wasnt hillarious? where were u when your mates were learning the Eng lang?