1) The rich: They will just drive to the place, order for the one they want, pay and leave immediately.


2) The political fanatics: These ones will come very early and start arguing about Buhari's government and politics in nigeria at large. Some of them can call the names of all the ministerial nominees offhand without stammering.

3) Football fans: They also come very early especially on saturdays and sundays when leagues matches will be played, this set of people can argue till noon, most times they argue over the best clubs in Europe and sometimes "ronaldo vs messi" is the topic.


4) Borrowers: I call them borrowers cause they never buy their own paper, all the do is collect from different people and read. Some will be like "Oga make I jst see dat paper front page" and will not return it until you ask of it.


5) Group readers: This set of people are those that are too shy to beg from someone, what they do is gather at the back of someone who is seated and is reading and they all read together.


6) Old professors: This set of people will come with their big spectacles and gray hair only to speak big big grammars that even the people who wrote the articles on the paper can't comprehend. They are always very few bt very funny.


7) Messengers: These ones will b like "Oga John wey dey sell electronics for plaza talk say make I collect sun newspaper" most time they don't pay for the paper then, they just leave with the paper expecting the seller to come for the money later in the day from the Oga.


Silent Readers: They don't talk, they just buy the newspaper of their choice, sit at one corner and finish it. They will never share the paper with somebody else.


9) The front page readers: They come only to read from the front pages of every newspaper available there without buying anyone. They act as if they are in a haste, read d headlines and leave. They believe so much in "osho free"


10) Feel free to add yours.

10. The OP

Op is the vendor den

It's weird

I belong to number 9