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My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by elosonservices(m): 10:51pm On Nov 06, 2015
I met a young man who narrated his story to me. These were his words: "my girl left me because my sperm is watery, what should I do to solve the problem?
Please advice me I'm scared."

After a few seconds, I promised I will get back to him, please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 10:53pm On Nov 06, 2015
OP, it is either you masturbate too much OR you consume beer excessively OR BOTH.... EOS angry.


PS: Do Not Thank Me angry!!!

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Fireson: 10:56pm On Nov 06, 2015
elosonservices:
i met a young man who narrated his story to me these are his words my girl left me because my sperm is watery what should I do to solve the problem.
please advice me I'm scarred.
after a few seconds I promise I will get back to him
please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.
You are the young man!!! Come with a genuine story so we could help. angry

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by agohmamuda(m): 10:57pm On Nov 06, 2015
You can also go, we promise to get back to you. We also want to get answers from ifa.

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 10:58pm On Nov 06, 2015
I seriously don't know what to tell you undecided
Sorry.

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by boboLIL(m): 10:59pm On Nov 06, 2015
Dah means u de drink too much water grin

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by wiseoneking: 11:02pm On Nov 06, 2015
elosonservices:
i met a young man who narrated his story to me these are his words my girl left me because my sperm is watery what should I do to solve the problem.
please advice me I'm scarred.
after a few seconds I promise I will get back to him
please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.
i sensed you are the person. Just be patient, some Nairalanders who has suffered and probably are now ok will soon land with their diversed confusing solution set. My advice, see your doctor. Hope you are married. NO SEX B4 MARRIAGE, NO SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE BUT GREAT BEAUTIFUL SEX WITHIN MARRIAGE

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 11:04pm On Nov 06, 2015
Ewww. Should it be like porridge?

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 11:09pm On Nov 06, 2015
elosonservices:
i met a young man who narrated his story to me these are his words my girl left me because my sperm is watery what should I do to solve the problem.
please advice me I'm scarred.
after a few seconds I promise I will get back to him
please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.
so a young man told you his probs abiperson wen no sabi u....error...


Btw your sperm is waterywhat does that mean,what happen to your doc abi ur mate no dey go check up niiii...



This shld not be a cause for alarm,wait and see what the doctor have to say,whichever way ntin biggy there except you are impotent..

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by banme(m): 11:11pm On Nov 06, 2015
your sperm don xpire... go get a refill

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 11:11pm On Nov 06, 2015
What's Watery "Sperm"?? undecided


I thought those DISGUSTING looking things/fluids were meant to be Liquid?? lipsrsealed hence, WATERY! embarassed

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by STILESGANG: 11:12pm On Nov 06, 2015
Estharfabian:
What's Watery "Sperm"?? undecided


I thought those DISGUSTING looking things were meant to be Liquid?? lipsrsealed hence, WATERY! embarassed
Those disgusting looking things created you grin grin

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 11:14pm On Nov 06, 2015
STILESGANG:
Those disgusting little things created you grin grin
undecided *covers mouth* Really? lipsrsealed they did?? ewwwww...embarassed

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by texmi2u(m): 11:17pm On Nov 06, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Ewww. Should it be like porridge?

No... Like kunnu

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Meklex(m): 11:22pm On Nov 06, 2015
Estharfabian:
What's Watery "Sperm"?? undecided


I thought those DISGUSTING looking things/fluids were meant to be Liquid?? lipsrsealed hence, WATERY! embarassed
with what I am seeing you might have been from a watery sperm....

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Michellla(f): 11:43pm On Nov 06, 2015
rexkexmilan:
OP, it is either you masturbate too much OR you consume beer excessively OR BOTH.... EOS angry.


PS: Do Not Thank Me angry!!!
thats not the only thing that causes it

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 11:47pm On Nov 06, 2015
Meklex:
with what I am seeing you might have been from a watery sperm....
this post would've actually made more sense if I knew what Watery sperm meant..shocked

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by danduj(m): 11:48pm On Nov 06, 2015
;Dlwkm o,wattery sperm

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 11:57pm On Nov 06, 2015
Michellla:

thats not the only thing that causes it
Yea.

Sperm can hardly even be watery, rather it is the semen that is prone to being watery. So hypotheticaly stating, the more the sperm in the semen, the thicker the semen.

Excess cigarette smoking, hot baths (which increase the temperature of the testes) and psychoactive drug misuse can also affect Sperm quality.


EOS cheesy...

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 11:59pm On Nov 06, 2015
rexkexmilan:
Yea.

Sperm can hardly even be watery, rather it is the semen that is prone to being watery. So hypotheticaly stating, the more the sperm in the semen, the thicker the semen.

Excess cigarette smoking, hot baths (which increase the temperature of the testes) and psychoactibe drug misuse can also affect Sperm quality.


EOS cheesy...
And rexkexmilan Googled!! undecided

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 12:02am On Nov 07, 2015
Estharfabian:
And rexkexmilan Googled!! undecided

Why Evils grin

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 12:03am On Nov 07, 2015
rexkexmilan:
Why Evils grin
Busted!! "grin" undecided

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Michellla(f): 12:05am On Nov 07, 2015
rexkexmilan:
Yea.

Sperm can hardly even be watery, rather it is the semen that is prone to being watery. So hypotheticaly stating, the more the sperm in the semen, the thicker the semen.

Excess cigarette smoking, hot baths (which increase the temperature of the testes) and psychoactive drug misuse can also affect Sperm quality.


EOS cheesy...
well you're a guy.i guess you know better than me in that aspect smiley
thanks for explaining better

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 12:07am On Nov 07, 2015
Michellla:

well you're a guy.i guess you know better than me in that aspect smiley
Well.... Thanks to google.

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Michellla(f): 12:11am On Nov 07, 2015
rexkexmilan:
Well.... Thanks to google.
grin oh i see.

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 9:41am On Nov 07, 2015
Estharfabian:
What's Watery "Sperm"?? undecided


I thought those DISGUSTING looking things/fluids were meant to be Liquid?? lipsrsealed hence, WATERY! embarassed

Oh disgusting? What an insut cheesy
Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 9:48am On Nov 07, 2015
chrisbaba1:

Oh disgusting? What an insut cheesy
cool insult?? LoL..nah!.....It's true! "grin"
Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by rockyh(m): 9:51am On Nov 07, 2015
elosonservices:
I met a young man who narrated his story to me. These were his words: "my girl left me because my sperm is watery, what should I do to solve the problem?
Please advice me I'm scared."

After a few seconds, I promised I will get back to him, please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.
take plenty fruits n eat unripe plantain it wud do magic

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Nobody: 9:53am On Nov 07, 2015
Estharfabian:
cool insult?? LoL..nah!.....It's true! "grin"

I bet seeing it isn't disgusting cos its ur guy telling you "darling ur the best, arghhhhh!" kiss grin
Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Berrylite: 9:59am On Nov 07, 2015
Information they say is POWER...
OP, click on my profile and get my contact. If its not spiritual but medical, I bet you, we have solutions to it as God has been helping us.

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Re: My Girl Left Me Because Of Watery Sperm by Sijo01(f): 9:59am On Nov 07, 2015
Your friend indeed!
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You've wasted too much of your good sperms already. You're left with watery ones.

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