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| Luv Offer by romsky: 9:09am On May 14, 2009 |
Dearest Ms Ble, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Wish you all the best! Thanking you in anticipation, Yours sincerely, Studio HR Manager |
| Re: Luv Offer by Ben13: 9:14am On May 14, 2009 |
Blessing wouldn't forward the letter for any reason. she knows studio is the Koko master  |
| Re: Luv Offer by romsky: 9:50am On May 14, 2009 |
i doubt d authencity of dat |
| Re: Luv Offer by blissieng(f): 10:45am On May 14, 2009 |
I'll be right back! - - - ---- with my comment. |
| Re: Luv Offer by tytylayor: 10:53am On May 14, 2009 |
waiting |
| Re: Luv Offer by blissieng(f): 10:54am On May 14, 2009 |
dont hold ya breathe |
| Re: Luv Offer by romsky: 12:05pm On May 14, 2009 |
breathless |
| Re: Luv Offer by studio43(m): 2:01pm On May 14, 2009 |
I wont give them that satisfaction. |
| Re: Luv Offer by blissieng(f): 2:02pm On May 14, 2009 |
that the new one u picked up? |
| Re: Luv Offer by studio43(m): 2:04pm On May 14, 2009 |
your business? |
| Re: Luv Offer by Ben13: 2:06pm On May 14, 2009 |
dem don start o |
| Re: Luv Offer by studio43(m): 2:12pm On May 14, 2009 |
seperate the gurls from the men, |
| Re: Luv Offer by Ben13: 2:21pm On May 14, 2009 |
but the men are few jor |
| Re: Luv Offer by studio43(m): 2:28pm On May 14, 2009 |
Very true my boi, \ |
| Re: Luv Offer by Ben13: 2:34pm On May 14, 2009 |
Cheii! na me studio call boi after several years of shaving my beards  |
| Re: Luv Offer by studio43(m): 2:39pm On May 14, 2009 |
Baba God don upgrade my life. and i aint the same outlawcum4 a.k.a studio43 u use to know back in the days, o jare |
| Re: Luv Offer by donsponky(m): 2:47pm On May 14, 2009 |
studio, who be boy between you and ben20001  |
| Re: Luv Offer by Ben13: 2:49pm On May 14, 2009 |
you wey computer better pass |
| Re: Luv Offer by studio43(m): 2:51pm On May 14, 2009 |
seconded! but that one nor mean sey u don old enough to dey rub shoulders wiff me o BEN20001  |
| Re: Luv Offer by Ben13: 2:54pm On May 14, 2009 |
you wey dey twelve and half years |
| Re: Luv Offer by studio43(m): 2:55pm On May 14, 2009 |
i'm an old man ben, old enough to father a boy of your age |
| Re: Luv Offer by Ben13: 3:00pm On May 14, 2009 |
as old as you claim to be, studio, you still dey primary school. na wa o  |
| Re: Luv Offer by studio43(m): 3:03pm On May 14, 2009 |
thanks for reminding my gawd  |
| Re: Luv Offer by romsky: 3:53pm On May 14, 2009 |
wetin fit dey ya buk of remembrance self |
| Re: Luv Offer by blissieng(f): 7:48pm On May 14, 2009 |
no wondder the name, Somebody used to be a barber/shaver!  |
| Re: Luv Offer by Bbeee: 8:49pm On May 14, 2009 |
hmmmmmmmm |
| Re: Luv Offer by Muslimah: 8:27am On May 15, 2009 |
Look at this young man Who writes a formal love letter?   |
| Re: Luv Offer by clemcykul(f): 9:31am On May 15, 2009 |
lol love miss road |
| Re: Luv Offer by romsky: 9:32am On May 15, 2009 |
my clumsy  searched efrywia 4 u but d bayelsa guys no gree us near ya cell welkom musiliyu lyk u wriye formal letters |
| Re: Luv Offer by clemcykul(f): 9:55am On May 15, 2009 |
i jump fence just 2 be with u y'all lol |
| Re: Luv Offer by romsky: 10:02am On May 15, 2009 |
wow fanx 2 God say i don stitch ya boxer b4 dem catch u now i can give u d list of those wey don disturb me |
| Re: Luv Offer by blissieng(f): 10:20am On May 15, 2009 |
disturb? Can terror be terrorised? |
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