Listen, they don’t call me the Love Guru for nothing, okay? (K, nobody calls me that) I’ve spent years crafting the perfect guide to seduction and I feel it only fair to share with my internet family. So please, allow me to help you get laid the only way I know how: through words. Mmmmm, WORDS ARE SEXY!

1. Listen, anyone can say something like, “Oh, I’m so wet right now.” That’s for amateurs! Instead, lean in and whisper seductively, “Is this Sea World?” Be sure to really drag it out though. Seaaaaaa Worrrlddddd.
2. When someone asks you, “What do you want?” make sure you take at least 30 minutes to an hour before you respond because that’s a very thoughtful question.
3. It’s scientifically proven that nobody can resist a Steve Carell impression (à la Gru from
Despicable Me). So please use this to your advantage. Bust out that vaguely Eastern European accent and watch the magic unfold. *this right here’s a panty dropppaaaaa*
4. Mention your ex as soon as you get naked because this makes you COOL and CONFIDENT!!!!
5. Sexting before the actual SEXING gets started? Perfect................... CONTINUE READING HERE http://www.maxwellctbblog.com/2015/04/25-dirty-things-you-can-say-to-make.html

You have said absolute nothing, go find something really super and come back on here.

Otherwise, what you wrote here is a big fail.

femimailbox:




You should be given 12 years ban


Back to the topic
OP YOU'RE A GURU IN THE WRONG FIELD

pls i need 25things i can do to make money

Bullshit

so i just wasted MB opening this topic... *for my mind i was thinking I'd learn something wicked

Vivalavida99:
You have said absolute nothing, go find something really super and come back on here.

Otherwise, what you wrote here is a big fail.

lol see finishing