Lets play a game
Pick your date of birth, month and year and form a sentence...
January - I need

February - I killed

March - I slept with

April - I raped

May - I slapped

June - I hugged

July - I played with

August - I jumped on

September - I got drunk with

October - I spit on

November - I kissed

December - I love

Select your day
01 - Someone

02 - A donkey

03 - A monkey

04 - A baboon

05 - An elephant

06 - My cousin

07 - My boyfriend/girlfriend

08 - Cristiano Ronaldo

09 - Nicki Minaj

10 - A clown

11 - A drunkard

12 - A virgin

13 - A bobo

14 - A genius

15 - A gorrilla

16 - Chris Brown

17 - A pig

18 - A model

19 - Nobody

20 - My dog

21 - My first love

22 - My ex

23 - An old man

24 - A dinosaur

25 - Kim Kardashian

26 - A prostitute

27 - A lecturer

28 - Patience Jonathan

29 - A cat

30 - My best friend

31 - An idiot

Select your year of birth
1980 - In a bar

1981 - In a car park

1982 - In a dirty pond

1983 - In an ocean

1984 - In a police van

1985 - In a garage

1986 - In a forest

1987 - In a swimming pool

1988 - In a toilet

1989 - In a garden

1990 - In a hotel room

1991 - In a bus

1992 - In a taxi

1993 - On my bed

1994 - In the river

1995 - In our room

1996 - On the playground

1997 - Without my pants on

1998 - On a house roof

1999 - With my eyes open

2000 - But i'm lying

Lets go!

As for me, i slapped Nicki Minaj with my eyes open :-D


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