1. The HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.
2. The IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
3. The YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.
4. The TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news news caster.
5. The EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.
6. The IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..
9. The IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
10. The ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.
11. The FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe.
12. The GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na shît ooo!!! Thank God I no match am.
13. The IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. happy Sunday pals

You the poster, wey post this stale joke,

Na you funny pass...

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You the poster, wey post this stale joke,
Na you funny pass...

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