mart2k:
continue to deceive ursef by sayn dat he is d best coach in d past 15years. Upon all his trophies, he always com behind Wenger year in year out. Goggle is ur friend

jesus dont get me i hate jose more than am a barca fan but apath from pep he is manager of the century

[color=#000099][/color]BLUE IS THE COLOUR. if man u fell and for 2 seasons look irreleavant and rose again, then chelsea is nt an exceptn. If assnal hve 2 FA cups in 11yrs, then chelsea is beta, if FCB nd Madrid have gone trophyless then chelsea is nt a case study. Take ur trash 2 d bin

Mourinho don't know your name but you know his name. Only dat makes you a no body

anapz10:
Rubbish.....and Wats d meaning of this?
u wey never get career,, u coming on here and correcting and analysing some1 who is already fulfilled......some1 u don't know his background,u don't know how he survived and grew up....u just sitting hopelessly there critizing mourinho who is already established and known.....
Guy...think deep and evaluate yourself...
Bitter but truth!!!

Where's your sense of humour bro?

i dnt care bout chelsea...notin bout dem interested me....dey can cum suck ma dick for all i care...d can even go to relegation

Maiconyoung:
[color=#000099][/color]BLUE IS THE COLOUR. if man u fell and for 2 seasons look irreleavant and rose again, then chelsea is nt an exceptn. If assnal hve 2 FA cups in 11yrs, then chelsea is beta, if FCB nd Madrid have gone trophyless then chelsea is nt a case study. Take ur trash 2 d bin

You're talking of Arsenal, what do we say of AC Milan? The simple lesson is nothing stays rosy forever.

Jskelly11:

Wenger is the specialist in failure two trophies in More than a decade

Please define failure in football.

zoom007:
nonsense write up, when barca went trophy less two seasons ago, beaten all round by bayern, you did not write your brainless article. for your information i'm a barca fan but this is the same coach that broke barcas dominance in laliga and laid a template for countering tiKi taka. Just say u hate mourinho for his achievements. He is the best coach in the past 15years of football so when he talks on management professors in business schools listens

stop ranting like a dog....he will coach barca one day..shey na d best coach for d past 15yrs

dis guy no get wrk jst saying rubish

I wish JM will learn fron this.

zoom007:
nonsense write up, when barca went trophy less two seasons ago, beaten all round by bayern, you did not write your brainless article. for your information i'm a barca fan but this is the same coach that broke barcas dominance in laliga and laid a template for countering tiKi taka. Just say u hate mourinho for his achievements. He is the best coach in the past 15years of football so when he talks on management professors in business schools listens

Best coach in the last 15 years? Mourinho is a success story no doubt but making enemies everywhere you go doesn't cut it. Sacked or forcefully asked to resign in how many clubs now after his successes. What does that say about him? Anyways, I believe this post is just to taunt Chelsea fans and I'm cool with that. Mourinho remains one of the very best in the game. Hate him or love him but Sha the guy nah confirm 3rd season failure

Nice pic of malicious propaganda, well the truth is that people can't never discuss you, if ur not an achiever and the last time I check people hardly talk about small people.
In a nutshell, Mourinho is an achiever and success.

JUST LIKE HIS PORTUGUES BRODA C.RONALDO.

Don4life:
Is is not supposed to be a guide to failing Managers like Mourinho. It is not even a piece of advice; it’s merely some rant by me, a Barcelona fan, who derives pleasure from seeing Chelsea and Mourinho play badly. For the Chelsea fans who have the privilege (or misfortune) of reading reading this piece; this is my opinion, not Jobberman’s.

With that said, let’s get down to it, shall we?

I see, and where was Eva Carniero, the unprofessional Doctor turned S L U T, when Mourinho won 2 leagues back to back BTW 2004 and 2006, and when we won the Champions league?!


Career Lesson One

Story:
Chelsea FC have only won ONE Champions league trophy and I remember vividly that after that final, the only set of football fans who ‘had the right’ to speak at viewing centres were Chelsea fans. The rest of us dared not, even though at the time fans of FC Barcelona, Manchester United, FC Bayern, R.Madrid, Juventus and a few others had won (or celebrated winning) that same trophy multiple times. But Chelsea got it once and all hell was let loose; they just wouldn’t let us rest anymore.

Again, Mourinho is famous for repeatedly insisting that Arsene Wenger is a ‘specialist in failure’. The guy sees every pre and post match press conference as an opportunity to rant, complain and insult the person of Arsene; that’s more like his favorite pastime. Well, I bring good news; the dude called Mourinho now wins just one match in every month. Now, who’s the specialist in failure? I can’t laugh abeg.

Lesson:
Enjoy your success, but don’t rub it in the faces of other people.



Career Lesson Two

Story:
Chelsea sacked the only coach to have ever gotten them the Champions league trophy (what Mourinho would never be able to do for them) just a season after. The guy was dismissed like he never did anything good for them — the same idiotic way some bosses dismiss their secretaries/typists after a small typo.

Fast-forward to 2015, Mourinho in his characteristic autocratic manner ‘disciplined and dismissed’ the pretty, affable and reliable team physio, Eva Carneiro over some flimsy and almost irrelevant on-field situation. By the way, the Physio was clearly doing her job by attending to the injured Chelsea player– I think it was Hazard…or err Fabregas; can’t really remember, I hardly watch Chelsea matches — they bore me.

Need I remind everyone that that was the beginning of the slump for Chelsea and Mourinho. Apparently, the lady wasn’t just a Physio, she was very integral to the team, she had some influence and even though her impact might not have been very visible on the surface, they only had to let her go to realize their folly. There are people like that in every team. I like to believe that that event affected the team morale and see where they are on the table today — too low for me to even see.

Lesson:
Don’t Sack Your Eva Carneiro.



Career Lesson Three

Story:
Mourinho has a terrible attitude: he blames everyone but himself when things go awry. Many examples come to mind, but one is fresh. When Chelsea lost to Southampton earlier this season in the premiership, Mourinho cleverly brought in Matic, a defensive midfielder, when he needed to score. Now Mourinho perhaps had seen that that match was a lost cause and wanted to take the media attention away from him. Guess what the ‘special one’ did: baba brought in Matic, waited for Chelsea to concede an inevitable goal and almost immediately removed Matic again.

Now the uninitiated in the mind-games of Mourinho would not easily understand that move, but I will enlighten you. By removing Matic after Chelsea conceded that goal, Mourinho cleverly diverted media attention away from himself, and summarily made the Matic the scape-goat by simply making it appear like Matic was responsible for that goal and he had to be removed. In the end, most people blamed Matic, not Mourinho for the loss.

Lesson:
Prepare for downtime. Things will not always go right and when they eventually go wrong, don’t
push the blame to others, take responsibility and man up.



Career Lesson Four

Story:
Mourinho has a consciousness of self that is unrivaled. The man exhibits the highest form of self-love (or selfishness). When he first came to Chelsea after winning the Champions league with Porto, the guy ceremoniously announced to the English media that he was ‘the special one‘. He had a brilliant spell thereafter. Correct me if I’m wrong, I think he later announced himself as ‘the only one‘ (can’t remember if that was in England, Italy, or Spain).

Frankly, Mourinho is a great coach and winner. But the guy doesn’t just praise his teams as much as one would expect especially as his success is largely tied to the efforts of his players. Mourinho however takes more of the accolades for himself. Mourinho competes with his star players for glory and attention.

Lesson:
It’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done, but it’s better when you do
more of same to your team. You might be special, but you equally need a great team to succeed.

Pheww…that’s all folks!

And where was the unprofessional Doctor turned S L U T Carniero when we won 2 league Titles back to back BTW 2004 and 2006 and when we won UCL??!!

prinzfavian:

nice nonsense uve just spit out.
During those seasons, barca was never 16th after just 12games. They weren't playing so badly, only teams in d calibre of bayern and madrid could defeat them not just any team unlik our darling chelsea who has been beaten by championship teams even eyimba wud be happy to come up against chelsea at this point in time.
He may have been the best manager for u for d past 15years but he has also got the worse result among the top5 managers in the world right now for their respective first 12games...*tongues out*

shut up you're not a Chelsea fan

unbeat007:
shut up you're not a Chelsea fan

No, you should shut up. He's a true Chelsea fan that said bitter truth. Not typical fake chelsh1t fan like you pretending you know it all than other reasonable Chelsea fans.

ybalogs:

You're talking of Arsenal, what do we say of AC Milan? The simple lesson is nothing stays rosy forever.

thank you my bro.

Mourinho remains the Happy One. Arsene Wenger hasn't won half of the trophies Mourinho has won. So, mourinho is qualifies to refer him as "specialist in failure" inspite of Chelsea's current poor performance. Make wenger win Premiership if him no be failure

Chai,See how people use reggae dey spoil Chelsea blues. Na wah o!

Chelsea issue came as a result of refusal of the board to upgrade the squard last season thinking the same team will do the magic.it is very noteworthy that the only spot upgraded is the one performing now.cuadrado was bought to take Willians spot but he beefed up his game,the came Pedro and yet again Willian shook off the competition by raising his game to a high level.That is what the effect of competition is on a top team.If chelsea had brought in competition for matic,Fabregas,and even Hazard,no doubt they would be performing better right now.Did you know why The like of Fabrigas and his collegues who left arsenal for Barca did not make it there?it was simply because those they bought them to replace quickly raised their games just like willian is doing right now.So a club that wants to perform very well on a consistent bases at high level will need to be bringing in new faces either to replace the weak link on the pitch or to trigger competitions among players.The club has probably realised it and that is the reason why Mourinho still has his job right now or else he would have been sacked.You will see what happens in January.

Sweetyie:

Like

Like Sweet Mouthing You To Become A Manchester United Fan And Stop Being A Chelshit Fan

I remember what Messi once said about him "he is more of an actor than a coach".
He told Costa Wat to do against arsenal fc...it worked but after that match,eveything changed.
Waiting to see him abandon his job cos that rich ace won't sack him.

donwise1:
Mourinho don't know your name but you know his name. Only dat makes you a no body

. You really nailed it!

I would have respected this post if it had come from the neutral. But coming from a biased crap talker, this is what I have to say: "Stop Whining. Cos I think you're full of shit".

Heheheheh, d CHOSEN ONE

valarinz:


I feel no pain here bro, he was not attacking Chelsea, Instead he was attacking the person of mourinho.

How can a nobody whom no one in his lineage has achieved even a quarter of the success and fame which Mr. Mourinho has, now become a mentor and i-too-know and also feels he knows how to teach mourinho to succeed.

He knows the right path, let him make me eat my words, let him quote me now and go on ahead to apply his principles and come back and take a dig at me years later when he has made it, ill type an unreserved apology and even publish it in the national dailies.

A low life struggler teaching a made man how to make it, smh, i only did my own interpretations of his epistle, let those looking for which model to adopt make their choice

don't mind the low-low life guy.everyone is just looking for an oppurtunity to crucify a successful man like morinho.what did he know.fools talk about chelseas' position not being wise enough to think that the position is just for sometime as the points matters most.what distance is btw the persont in 10 position and chelsea;just 6.before you know it,chelsea are already on top. Just let them be.they'll have no way to swallow their words when the time come.

I'd rather be a currently suffering Chelsea fan than a chronically-in-football-pain gunner

dotcomnamename:


No, you should shut up. He's a true Chelsea fan that said bitter truth. Not typical fake chelsh1t fan like you pretending you know it all than other reasonable Chelsea fans.

close that your useless mouth! He said the truth because he said what you like. And please don't quote me again!

DBISHOP1:
Mourinho remains the Happy One. Arsene Wenger hasn't won half of the trophies Mourinho has won. So, mourinho is qualifies to refer him as "specialist in failure" inspite of Chelsea's current poor performance. Make wenger win Premiership if him no be failure

Tell em bro, gunners will finally win the EPL in 2099