tkb417:

Goalkeeper
Edwin Van Der sar

Defenders
RB - Bosingwa
LB- Ashley Cole
CB- Nemanja Vidic
CB- Rio Ferdinand

Midfielders
LW- Ashley Young
RW- Cristiano Ronaldo
CM- Xabi Alonso
DM- Essien

Strikers
Fernando Torres
Stephen Gerrard

Substitutes
Peter Cech
Patrice Evra
Mascherano
Fabragas
Rooney

Coach
Guus Hiddink

Are you nuts?

Why are you picking Stevie G as a striker?

Makeshift striker for a couple of games and he his now a striker?

mukina2:



GP- Vito Mannone
D-Rafael Da Silva
D-Jonny Evans
D-Keiran Gibbs
D-Micah Richards
M- Denilson
M-Aaron Ramsey
M- Jack Wishere
M- Theo Walcott
S-Scott Sinclair
S-Daniel Sturridge

my manager? Roy Keane

Wetin be this naw Muki?

U dey craze?

MrCrackles:

Wetin be this naw Muki?

U dey craze?

MrCrackles:

Wetin be this naw Muki?

U dey craze?

MrCrackles:

Are you nuts?
Why are you picking Stevie G as a striker?

Emperoh:

No she gulped two glasses of Monkey tail and sniffed two wraps of hemp!!!
. . . . .a proponent of Wenger's child trafficking gang!

You must have been blind in the brain not to have noticed he played in that position all season!

And here's Emperoh's Team of the season

GK = Edwin Van Dar Saar

RB = Glen Johnson
LB = Patrice Evra
CB = Nemanja Vidic
CB = Phil Jagielka

RW = Ronaldo
LW = Ashley Young
DM = Fletcher
AM = Xabi Alonso

FW = Anelka
FW = Torres

Sub
Tim Howard
Joleon Lescott
Essien
Steven Gerard
Rooney

Coach
Alex Ferguson!

Muppet, you might as well put all united players up there, bleating fraudster!

How can you have Stevie G sit on the bench and Fletcher starting?

Fletcher pales in comparion to Ando, over the whole season so what the fuc.k are you on about?

You brain needs a spark plug and a gasket to function properly ryt?

Are you nuts?

Why are you picking Stevie G as a striker?

tboy1:

          I'll try to be as realistic as possible 

                             A.Palop

Sagna           MRichards       J.Escude          Clichy

                       YToure      Fabregas

Arshavin                                                 Ribery

                        DVilla     Eduardo



Sub:
Almunia
K. Toure
Vela
Nasri
Walcott

Tboy Ribery, Escude, Villa, Yaya and Palop in the EPL this season?

Are you awake

tboy1:

         I'll try to be as realistic as possible  

                            A.Palop

Sagna           MRichards       J.Escude          Clichy

                      YToure       Fabregas

Arshavin                                                 Ribery

                        DVilla     Eduardo



Sub:
Almunia
K. Toure
Vela
Nasri
Walcott

mukina2:

bros brash go vex for you oh . .why you con add non-prem players?

Please next time before you add yaya ask me first

tboy1:

MrCrackles
Yep I Know but they will all b in one team by summer time
d season is already over . . . no vex im just thinkin ahead

Ah a bit forward there mister!

Never assume a signing until you see the player wear his new team's colour and kick a ball for them!

MrCrackles:


Muppet, you might as well put all united players up there, bleating fraudster!

How can you have Stevie G sit on the bench and Fletcher starting?
Fletcher pales in comparion to Ando, over the whole season so what the fuc.k are you on about?

You brain needs a spark plug and a gasket to function properly ryt?

Emperoh:

Incomplete thinking cells . . . . . thats what you function on
Else tell me why Gerard who functioned as a Striker all season should suddenly be deployed to the middle?
He will be useless at best just like your footballing brains. . . . . . .Your brain cells sure need rechargeable batteries to function well?
Ando better than Fletcher? You must be high on Monkey tail . . . .Ask Fabregas and Song what they saw from him!!

What a tosser!
Now i know you are bloody useless just like Berbatov's left leg!
What did Fletcher do to Fab4 and Song? mess all bruv trust me!
All he did was beg for Song's shirt in the tunnel, you sludge!

All i am saying is if you dont understand you thick blonde, how come Stevie G doesnt merit a start?
At the end of the day if we are talking about playing him in the midfield, he his better than fucking Fletcher
If you are going to have Torres and Nicky up front, obviously they are better than Stevie in that position, then Stevie deserves a midfield slot
No top class coach will have Stevie G available on the bench and put Fletcher in the middle
No one with a correct thinking faculty will agree that Fletcher is a better midfielder than Stevie G
You need your head steam washed, then your brain re-aligned to face the Kaaba in Mecca, maybe then you can reason properly
You and DK will struggle to reason better than an imbecilic slowpoke!

tkb417:

una don crase

Brash
whats imbecilic slowpoke again?

na wa for u o
i tot an slowpoke should be a slowpoke

An slowpoke is someone suffering from mental retardation

A slowpoke can sometimes be used as a slang for a stupid person

In this case,

Emperoh is suffering from mental retardation & he has constantly proven he his stupid, there4 i had no choice but to lump both words 2geva!

Cristalz:

I was waiting to see how long it will take for something like this to happen on this thread. . .obviously, not long at all.

Who else has that much sense?

We needed something to distract us from the Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea threads, at least for a while!

Now your list please Crizzle Nizzle!

Ibime:

Breakthrough performance of the year: Jack Collison of West Ham

~Sauron~:

Johnny Evans
Rafael
Kiko Macheda
Carlos Vela

Sauron dont start!

Kiko Macheda? After how many games?

~Sauron~:

Johnny Evans
Rafael
Kiko Macheda Daniel Sturridge
Carlos Vela

MrCrackles:

Sauron dont start!

Kiko Macheda? After how many games?