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| The New Heaven Goalkeeper by SamMilla1(m): 10:49pm On May 22, 2009 |
There is only one recorded instance in soccer history of a goalkeeper being struck by lightning during a match. The goalkeeper was killed instantly and went straight to Heaven. He was greeted by an Archangel who offered to show him around. ''Would you like to see our football pitch?' asked the Archangel. ''Football pitch?'' said the goalkeeper. ''Do you play football here?'' ''Of course,' said the Archangel. ''We're playing Hell tomorrow in the Cup and we needed someone in goal. Why do you think we sent for you?'' |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by D1KeleVra(m): 8:27am On May 23, 2009 |
;d |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by clemcykul(f): 10:54am On May 23, 2009 |
hehehehe |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by sylve11: 11:51am On May 23, 2009 |
hahaha  |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by romsky: 12:28pm On May 23, 2009 |
poor lad |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by dani1luv: 12:33pm On May 23, 2009 |
@ Joke roflmdo  |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by Abbygyal(f): 12:13am On May 24, 2009 |
lol. .  |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by gbegbs: 12:32am On May 24, 2009 |
bet d keeper will say " wat a f**k " he will make history in heaven. "first timer" |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by Lolabbey: 12:25pm On May 25, 2009 |
na wah 4n dsi joke ooo . . . lol |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by SamMilla1(m): 5:22pm On May 25, 2009 |
wetin happen lola, you no catch the punch line? |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by tytylayor: 7:10pm On May 25, 2009 |
na d guardian line she dey look for Sam Milla: |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by SamMilla1(m): 8:35pm On May 25, 2009 |
tyty u no greet me today? |
| Re: The New Heaven Goalkeeper by Lolabbey: 1:54pm On May 26, 2009 |
i don tel am mak she no dey greet u again |
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