Imagine u are sleeping in ur lodge at night and you see ur roommate in the dream chasing u wit cutlass and some boyz,and u wake up at dat time of d night and see him awake pressing his phone and he asks you'u think say u sabi run?'wat wil u do?

Hahahahaha,
na to kneel before him and ask for forgiveness of watever wrong i had done to him,
and at dawn amma relocate sharpaly.

Fear go grip me o....lwkmd. If I b like my mountain of fire bros na every nite I go dey shout fire! fire!.

And then your cousin comes back from ogun state wit a new blanket,so at nite, she comes to the bed and covers you wit the new blanket cos it was a cold nite,then u wake up at midnite to find her shivering,and you removed the blanket from ur own body and covered her,then u wake up in the morning and to find out that she had turned into dollars................. (meaning that she wanted to use you for money rituals,)

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Then finally on the thirtieth of april, you withdraw 5million naira from the bank,and you enter the bathroom to take your bath and you come out to find out that a thief has broken into your house and stolen the money and you see him going out with the cash and he sees you and shouts april fool and you pick up ur gun and shoot him and shout april fool!!!!................