I don't know if you guys have read this, but it got me cracking!


A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air, as
they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot
announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are
sorry to announce that one of the engines has
stopped working while the remaining one is not
functioning as required therefore, we may
crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that
everyone should reconcile with God and settle every
issues that need to be settled.”
At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife Ellista
and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your
sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine,
we had several abortions she has even planned to
poison you on our returned from Italy so that the
both of us will elope for the U.S.A please find a place
in heart to forgive me. She responded
“No problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a
confession moment, let me also confess. Please you
must also forgive me oooo, John and Esther among
our three children are not your
biological children. Your biological child is Victoria
the rest belong to Eti Your best friend. You also
remember you were rubbed by arm robbers last
year?” He answered “Yes I remember” she continues
“I actually set you up by some gangs who robbed you
because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Albrass’
tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford
University in England. Even now as we are talking, I
have arranged for your death through hired
assassins on our return.” Mr. manji responded “no
problem I have forgiven you.”
Meanwhile as the confessions were going on,
the pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is
like you people are powerful men/women of
faith because, God has answered your prayers, the
two engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of safe
landing”
At that point, the whole passengers became
mute instead of celebrating the good news. One of
the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane
must crash ooooooo
or we will crash the plane”
everybody echoed “YES oooooooo”
# icant stop this tears

Lolz

Lolllll it must crash by force by fire