Voilà! Very soon, the vast of this vulnerable vicinity
shall vomit a humble, vocal vaudevillian veteran,
borne vicariously as both victim and villian by the
vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of
vanity, will be a vestige of the vox populi, now
vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation
of a long-term vexation, shall stand vivified and
has vowed to
vanquish these venal and virulent vermin
vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently
vicious and voracious violation of volition... The
only verdict will be vengence; a vendetta, held as
a votive, not in vain, for the value and
veracity of such shall surely vindicate the vigilant
and the virtuous.

I believed we have come to the end times when my friend sent me the above message. I asked myself what happened to common sense and easy communication skills?
seun, lalasticlala come see oh