Wailers, stay away! Don't spew trash on this board!! Nairalanders, just watch. You'll soon find out that many wailers have a lot in common with goats.

[size=18pt] Now it very crystal clear that this is a one chance government we are into...... How can a president in his right mind abandon his own country in such a precarious situation....... I don't blame him much.... His obviously do not buy fuel from any fuel station by himself, cos he have not witnessed a very long cue under a scorching sunshine..... He do not know how many businesses these fuel scandal is causing Liquidation......


He is a dullardinhoo with a very myopic level of extra-sensory perception and mental articulation that is why he behaves the way he do...... Malta my ass, Guinness my Foot [/size]

Again?? Chai! My president has turned to Ajala, the traveler whilst the country grinds to a halt. With Buhari, charity starts from abroad.
Passingshot, where are you as Ajala wants to travel again?

Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.
Credit;- wailingwailer00
Errrrmmmm has anybody seen Ngeneukwenu

LOL


Why go for the gas conference when you have a commonwealth meeting in the same week.


This President's body language is now the other way round

This is really end time news.

Bubu the wakawaka.

Loooooooool...
And here I was thinking this Scam of a president grew a functioning brain 2 tackle challenges on the home front overnight.
Change is in d air!

Bon voyage .Niagra, E go beta ooo.

Uhmm, mr tour tour.
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PMB nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not again. I understand that you have the strength but you need to trust someone, else you die without achieving your goals for the nation.

mazzi:
Bubu the wakawaka.

Lmao

Evil President

And after his return more deportees will follow
And let the people sayyyyyyy

A man whose house is on fire does not...I have forgotten the rest


*mycandidopinion*

Mr one chance,baba go slow
frm iran to malta,who nose where next u go show up again,may b syria.
To talk with dem boiz

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RickRichards:
Wailers, stay away! Don't spew trash on this board!! Nairalanders, just watch. You'll soon find out that many wailers have a lot in common with goats.

[/s] Nonsense

Ben bruce should consider featuring bubu in the next miss tourism contest.

Dollardinho, from west germany to US to india to iran and now malta. This man can't stay in one place

Again?? Pls give us BIAFRA

Our able minister of PETROLEUM / TOURISM !! WELL DONE. YOUR DTA MONEY JUST DE PILE UP!! WELL DONE SIR

BUHlliver's Travel.

He's a champion traveller......

No wonder fulanis are called normads
They fit waka from Abuja go Lagos on legedes Benz
Just imagine wetin go happen when u dash am Presidential Jet.

I hope the solution to our fuel problem is in the bottle of guiness malt he is about to buy.

Let Haters Hate

Pls allow Baba to travel o.... But seriously, i'm beginning to think that the stress of travelling will cripple Baba o... Can't he send me....

#justthinking

Ajala the traveller

Buhari should have told us that he wanted to become president just to be able to be travelling. We would have just made him a Permanent Foreign Minister or Tourism Minister.

Minister of tourism

God please what ever we nigerians have done forgive us! Chai! Just imagine the person we call president. While the average nigerian is suffering queueing in filling station, this man is touring around the world


#Quickfact

Do you know buhari has not stayed in nigeria for complete 2 weeks since he became president?

Lalasticlala, Buhari is travelling again o.